Worst Pick Up Line?

Let's do some math, baby. Add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply our orgasms... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Best pickup line ever...

...Hi. How are you?

 

Re: Best pickup line ever...

Ha-ha...

I got one...

So, what's your sign?

 

M: How are you?

W: I'm fine

M: Ya, baby I know you are fine.... but I asked you how are doing 8)

GROAN


Edited...make sense now?

 

That's bad... real bad. It doesn't even make sense.

Here's another one...

Baby, did you fart? Because you really blow my mind away!

 

Peeee- ewwwwwwwie!!!!

 

Is there a mirror in your pants??????

Cuz baby I see myself in them!

 

M: Baby, do you know what would look good on you?

W: Why no, what? (bats eyelashes)

M: Me

W: Oh you sooooo funny (giggle, squeak)


I was single and dating in the 90's what can I say????

 

Enough of this frivolity ,,..now back to saving the world.

 

Must be jelly cause jam dont shake like that.

 

I swear that I heard Will Smith say 'em all.

 

well if Will used em on me, I might,..I say might have fallen for em,..oh who am I trying to kid,...I would giggle and squeak at the same time.

 

Lucky for him he was only actin' though. He's a lot smooth than his TV series counterpart in real life. His counterpart was a bit on the smooth side at times, but in real life, I wouldn't doubt it if swarms of girls would flock to him like a magnet that attracts metal.

 

lol...i agree

 

This would be the "pick up attempt" line:

M: would you like to dance?

W: with you? no thanks.

M: you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.

 

LOL
Here are a few, don;t know if "the worst", maybe funny

1. Hi.....I noticed you not noticing me
2. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to pass by you again?
3. Be unique and different, say YES !
4. Hi ! Can I buy you a car?
5. Hi, my name is ........, but you can call me baby.
6. Your body is made of 90% water, and I'm thirsty.
7. Do we have any common friend to hook us up?
8. Your Dad is a terrorist, 'cause you're a bomb.
9.I'm new here, can you help me to get in your house?
10. So are we gonna talk or keep flirting from distance?
11. What's an ugly girl like you doing in such a nice place? OOPS ! Whats a nice girl like you doing in such an ugly place?
12. GOD, I'm SO GLAD I'm not blind !
Maybe some of it got lost in translation, but I found it funny.
Any others you know?

 

I'm really good in bed. Oh boy if you have to say it then your obviuosly aren't :lol:

 

:smt043 These are AWFULLY funny.

 

I'm glad you like it !
Those are my fav too, plus "Hi.....Can I buy you a car?"
'cause no one would say it, fearing you'd say YESSSS

 

guys still use pick up lines? I never used them because i guess i am such a nerd.