How to attract a white female

Ok cool I'm not the only one whose mind went there lol

 

lol...you men...!!! i was referring to pink martini

 

rumor has it that if you approach white woman from the left wearing a blue button down shirt manufactured by arrow they will not hurt you.

If you wear the blue button down shirt manufactured by arrow and you wear it at night at exactly 8:00 pm you can get the phone number . if you continue to talk to them after 37 minutes exactly they will kiss you at the 47 minute mark they will want to marry you so between the 37 minute mark and the 47 minute mark you may want to run for the next day.

thats my advice. it works every time

 

lol...the dating advice from the men today is priceless

 

How To Attract a White Female:

Move to Australia.

Your friend,

Karma

 

wow....you have it down to a science:smt038

 

If you're taking the subway in NYC or Chitown the following line always work...."Hey blondie can I show you my undie". And make sure to lick your lips and to grap your nut while you saiyng it

 

I agree ... The have some great advice ...

 

If you're taking the subway in NYC or Chitown the following line always work...."Hey blondie can I show you my undie". And make sure to lick your lips and to grap your nut while you saiyng it

 

some more sound advice from another dating dr

 

it only works if you are in their natural habitat

 

now you'd have me at hey blondie

 

Darn it! I'm not a blonde. :smt012:smt087

 

well, you can always make a run for peroxide to your local drug store

 

a bottle of peroxide can fix that problem or maybe go for intrigue's hair serum

 

:smt043

 

Are you serious. These help questions are becoming ridiculous. MAN THE FUCK UP!!! I'm sorry but some ppl on the boards need tough love. Just be yourself and if she is feeling you, she will give you hints.

 

ding ding ding...we have a winner people...how many threads and posts does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop

:smt055

 

Before I got married, women approached me. I have had times when i was picked up when I was in a bar or nightclub. I guess when i llok back on it I was always along to myself. Not out with the guys (although I have had some success from the attention of fine ladies). After the initial contacts I have always treated the ladies I met with respect. In fact, I think that is the key. You treat the women with respect. When you have conservsations with them let them challenge you. Don't fall into the trap of thinking you can be the dominant one let the woman feel she has that role and then you play to it. Let her feel important and that she has something to offer you. RESPECT is the key. Treat her like a lady.

 

Forgive the mistypes in the previous post. I type fast. Should have proofed read it.