What does Evan Ross have that I don't?

Is it a famous mother? Acting chops? Lots of money in the bank?

Here he has this uber-hot underwear model wife and he still goes out looking like he's fresh out of rehab.

WTF?

What have I been doing with my life?!?!

 

Wife?


That looks like his aunt.

 

"I think I just saw my dealer. Quick, run!"

http://hater site.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/evan-ross-cora-skinner-e1277489838456.jpg?w=450
Dude can't even keep his pants up

smh

 

Dude looks like he's 12.

 

I think she's just holding his hand as they cross the street.

 

12 and sloppy

 

Damn. Dude looks like a little cracked out version of Micheal Jackson, the pale version.

 

Duh! He's celebrity royalty.

Diana Ross? Uhm.. yes.. WINNING.

 

Long story short


Arne Naess(Evans dad) made a fortune in shipping and married singer Diana Ross in 1986. They had 2 children and divorced in 1999.


By the late 1960s Arne had established his own shipping business, and by the mid-1980s was reported to be worth $100 million.

For Naess had not only built up a shipping empire (now reputedly worth some $500 million); in 1985 he led one of the most successful and well-organised expeditions ever made to Everest - the expedition on which the British mountaineer, Chris Bonington, finally succeeded in reaching the summit.


On 13 January 2004, visiting friends while on a business trip, Naess died in a climbing accident during descent of a peak in the Groot Drakenstein mountains near the town of Franschoek outside Cape Town, South Africa.

 

$$$~WINNING~$$$

 

This...

 

You would think he could afford some pants that fit him.

 

Homeboy is not mentioned much in the Norwegian tabloids.

 

two points-
point 1- i don't worry about celebrity relationships... i just wish them well, for all you know she might be his beard.
point 2-just join groups like church groups,choirs,teams etc....meet plenty of women there....

 

Bizarre how much Evan looks like his 'uncle' Michael Jackson!!

Not saying MJ was a sperm donor, just that they share an uncanny resemblance.

When you're last name is Ross and you can spit even a little game, the pussy flows like water!!:mrgreen:

 

very true, maybe he had the surgery like mike, because he would look like 70's mj not alien mj.

 

Really? I thought Chris Brown.

 

Celebrities just aren't like us. You shouldn't compare yourself to them. They have people kissing their ass till they fall out of favor and have no money.

 

/Thread.

 

I only ask that in jest

It's just funny how he's some sort of miser and his wife stays fly to the point where they look like they don't even belong together. Maybe he's a man of great genius.