I have a hunch that this question would be more inclined to the male side of wwbm.com, so guys, What is the most lame and cheesiest pick-up line you've ever used to get a girl? Were you actually successful? And for the ladies, What was the cheesiest pick-up line used on you? Was it successful? Also, if anyone wants to share some incredibly stupid pick-up lines that they know, please do. Some of my favorites: --Hi, my name is Milk, I'll do your body good. (This one was used on me :smt107) --Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? --Is your name Gillette? Cus' you're the best a man can get. Have fun, and I can't wait for posts! :smt024
AHahahaha Rissa, those are funny. I like to use the Joey Tribiani voice and say "How you doin?" It's never worked, but I've found flashing my chest does. j/k!!!!!!
:smt043I knew that you were a wild one deep down. LOL The lamest line ever used on me was 'do you have Windex in your pants because I sure do see myself in them.' I proceeded to take off my pants and let him try them on. j/k
Hm, not that I'm not enjoying the company of you two, but where are these boys? I'd like to see what cheeseheads we have among us, lol.
I approached a woman and convinced her to let me take two pictures of her with my cellular phone. The first was of her face twisted in a manner that made her unrecognizable. It betrayed a look of anger, despair, loneliness and hopelessness. The other was of her smiling. It exuded joy, laughter and open ended possibilities. I held up the first picture said "this is you with your brain on drugs". I then held up picture number two and said "this is you with your brain on me. Any questions?". Did it work? Tune in to your local news broadcast at 11pm to learn more.
I thought it was pretty bad too. Needless to say, he wasn't successful, but he has given me a story to tell for years to come. He did succeed in making himself memorable, but it wasn't in a good way. By the way, I was just teasing about taking my pants off, but it would have been hysterical if I had. Aren't you a sweetie?? Sometimes, you really have to entice the boys to play with us. Athena, do you have any of your flashing pics available?? LOL
GG I do have some of those pics available. They are actually from the PlayToy modelling stint I did to put myself through college..... Yah know full frontal and all that bidness. I can fire them up if'n there's enuf interest.
Athena, I pegged you as that type. Hold on to those pics for now. I'm sure that we can find a lucrative market for those. :smt023
The oldie but goodie..... Guy: Do you have any (Irish, Italian, French pick your nationality) in you? Girl: No.... Guy:Want some?
Whenever I've heard that one, I've always kinda wondered how much it would backfire for the guy if the girl did have that nationality in here. lol.
Listen., I was wandering.... Can I ask you a question? Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.
