"when your born you cry and the world is happy, when you die the world cries and you are happy" "Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity." -- Christopher Morley
Difference between men and women Women search their whole lives to find one guy they can have sex with a thousand times and men search for a thousand girls to have sex with once!
What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~ Happiness is your Nature. It is not wrong to Desire it. What is wrong is seeking it outside when it is inside. ~ Sri Ramana Maharshi ~ I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque ~ Bugs Bunny ~
"Practice. We're talking about practice!" - Allen Iverson "Playoffs? PLAYOFFS? You're talking about playoffs?" - Jim Mora "They are who we thought they were" - Dennis Green
Too many. If you go platinum, it's got nothing to do with luck. It just means that a million people are stupid as fuck.-Immortal Technique
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? -- Leo Durocher I hated to bat against Drysdale. After he hit you he'd come around, look at the bruise on your arm and say, 'Do you want me to sign it?' -- Mickey Mantle You can observe a lot just by watching. -- Yogi Berra Torrin Polk, University of Houston Wide Receiver When asked about his coach John Jenkins, he said... "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson, Former Dallas Cowboys Linebacker Commenting on Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Terry Bradshaw’s intelligence... “He couldn’t spell cat if you spotted him the C and the T.”
If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully. - Kahlil Gibran Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper, or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant. - Helen Keller Whatever you are, be a good one. - Abraham Lincoln I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself. - D.H. Lawrence Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. - Theodore Roosevelt All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. - Gandalf Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it. - Confucius Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein If ever there is a tomorrow when we're not together, there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. - Winnie the Pooh The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." - George Carlin
"Be never despondant, for no defeat is ever permanent; but be never complacent either, for nor is any victory". Unknown "Be always in this world, but never of it". Me "He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse!". Mike Tyson
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.
