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robina said:
dont worry i got him

fantastic story BA

can i hire you for spider duties?

was about 3am thursday night, im having a great dream when theres an almighty bang next to my head

the idiot has thrown something at the wall above the bed, supposedly to kill a massive spider

he procedes to turn the light on and spend the mext hour serching for it..... it was a tiddler, talk about overkill
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And yeah, I'm down to lend my services to the elimination of 8-legged freaks. They have no rights when I'm in town.
 
Tarshibear said:
hello gorgeous woman :smt006



you're not talking about all us aussies that are turning up are you...???? :p
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No, hell naw, bring on the siege of lovely Aussies, you know you would never hear FRESH complain about to many women, especially if tbear is involved.

BA said:
I had a 2 day bout with a spider. Last night, I'm on the computer and I see a spider on the wall. I grab a napkin and try to squeeze it between the napkin, because I didn't want to splat him on my wall. "cock and balls, son of a bitch!!!!" He slipped through the napkin and onto the floor. I thought he would never be seen again.

Monday 0100 hours: I'm on the computer and I see that damn spider. "Back for round 2, are we?" I say "Fuck it. No more punk shit. I'm gonna splatter your ass on this damn wall like a beast." I go to crush him and this fucker slips away from me. Bastard must've taken evasive maneuvering lessons from Muhammad Ali. I get pissed and expect to never see him again.

Monday 0110 hours: I'm on the computer and her comes Mr. Fight Night himself, creeping back out for round 3. "Who the fuck are you taunting? This ain't your fucking house, bitch!" I grab the napkin and smash his punk ass on the wall. It was like George Foreman on a grape. Ali didn't teach you enough shit. You may float like a butterfly, but I hit like a Mack truck, muthafucka. I fold the napkin and notice there is no splatter on the wall. I feel like a god. The invisible forces of nature confirm my feeling.


Time to celebrate by eating a pizza and putting of the last half of my essay, like I've been doing all weekend. I shall eat hearty, because tonight, that spider dines in hell.


True sotry.
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That's some funny sh!t right there, I swear most spiders that manage to make it in my humble abode took lessons from 007 & Bruce Lee lol, I feel you bruh.
 
FRESH said:
No, hell naw, bring on the siege of lovely Aussies, you know you would never hear FRESH complain about to many women, especially if tbear is involved.



That's some funny sh!t right there, I swear most spiders that manage to make it in my humble abode took lessons from 007 & Bruce Lee lol, I feel you bruh.
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first of all...:heart:

secondly...i so agree...!!! ba, bloody hilarious...!!!:smt042
 
BA said:
:smt081:smt081

And yeah, I'm down to lend my services to the elimination of 8-legged freaks. They have no rights when I'm in town.
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BA... then my house is your hunting territory! It's spider-infested, geez. When can you come? I can pay you well :D
 
BA said:
I had a 2 day bout with a spider. Last night, I'm on the computer and I see a spider on the wall. I grab a napkin and try to squeeze it between the napkin, because I didn't want to splat him on my wall. "cock and balls, son of a bitch!!!!" He slipped through the napkin and onto the floor. I thought he would never be seen again.

Monday 0100 hours: I'm on the computer and I see that damn spider. "Back for round 2, are we?" I say "Fuck it. No more punk shit. I'm gonna splatter your ass on this damn wall like a beast." I go to crush him and this fucker slips away from me. Bastard must've taken evasive maneuvering lessons from Muhammad Ali. I get pissed and expect to never see him again.

Monday 0110 hours: I'm on the computer and her comes Mr. Fight Night himself, creeping back out for round 3. "Who the fuck are you taunting? This ain't your fucking house, bitch!" I grab the napkin and smash his punk ass on the wall. It was like George Foreman on a grape. Ali didn't teach you enough shit. You may float like a butterfly, but I hit like a Mack truck, muthafucka. I fold the napkin and notice there is no splatter on the wall. I feel like a god. The invisible forces of nature confirm my feeling.


Time to celebrate by eating a pizza and putting of the last half of my essay, like I've been doing all weekend. I shall eat hearty, because tonight, that spider dines in hell.


True sotry.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!! That was hilarious!

I had a similar issue. I had 6 spiders in a span of a week and 2 were in my bed. Thank God they've stayed gone.
 
God damn spiders. Another one thought he could step to me. Ambushed me while doing my math homework, so I had to layeth the smacketh down on his candy ass.

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Send all the backup you want, shithead.

More where that came from, Jabroni.
 
BA said:
God damn spiders. Another one thought he could step to me. Ambushed me while doing my math homework, so I had to layeth the smacketh down on his candy ass.

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Send all the backup you want, shithead.

More where that came from, Jabroni.
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LMAO! I have spider radar. I can walk into a room and sense them.

I hate spiders. Keep some hairspray with you or furniture polish. Both kill them DEAD!! :smt023
 
Bookworm616 said:
LMAO! I have spider radar. I can walk into a room and sense them.

I hate spiders. Keep some hairspray with you or furniture polish. Both kill them DEAD!! :smt023
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:smt042:smt042:smt042 That's what I used to do back in 8th grade. I would take some afro sheen and spray the hell outta them. I would also use it on flies, because they were outta range. I was creative with my shit. I used everything from afro sheen to Scrubbing Bubbles.


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Feel the power of the fucking bubbles!!!!!!
 
BA said:
:smt042:smt042:smt042 That's what I used to do back in 8th grade. I would take some afro sheen and spray the hell outta them. I would also use it on flies, because they were outta range. I was creative with my shit. I used everything from afro sheen to Scrubbing Bubbles.


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Feel the power of the fucking bubbles!!!!!!
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LMAO!!
At least them bugs died very clean!!
 
Can you IGNORE people here? Like, press a button so you don't have to read their posts anymore? Does anybody know?
 
ThickShawty said:
Can you IGNORE people here? Like, press a button so you don't have to read their posts anymore? Does anybody know?
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Indeed you can. I think you access it through their profile? But if you ignore me you're gonna have to de-friend me on facebook too :rolleyes:
 
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