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I heard toothpaste works, or brasso.

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God Bless them...lol

That shit is so aggravating....

 

Yeah, it was a bitch when I had to show my mom what to do with AV cables. Now she knows that red goes in red, yellow goes in yellow, etc. God damn.

 

Thank God your moms got the hang of it...

 

I was in Caramel Heaven today. I saw this fine ass guy. OMG! It's been a while since I had someone make me say DAMN!!!!!!!

I was too much of a scaredy cat to talk to him...

My mother told me she was going to approach him for me. Oh lawd, I could only imagine how that would've gone down....

Moms even thought he was a cutie.. SOOOOOOOO my type...

I know none of you could give two shits, but I'm still kicking myself for not saying hi or anything....

I hope I see his fine self again....

 

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That would be horrible if my mom did that shit. I'd walk the fuck away.

Of course, it wouldn't be the first time I walked away from my mom for embarrassing me.

 

Just read this post on facebok. Shit was hella funny.



Wacka Flocka is saying the Baracka Flocka Flame video is disrespectful and his mom is saying...“That's not a positive image for us, period, as African-Americans, where we came from, where we're going today.”

Oh yeah, your son setting up "trap houses" in his "hood" in a positive image for African Americans though..



I'm like "I know, huh?"

 

Girl, we are too old to be scared to talk to potentials...I hope you seen again too. Just go up to him start talking to em like you already know him.

 

My moms stays embarrassing me. She doesn't do it on purpose, just by default...lol

The irony....lol

 

They had this shit on boxden ab a week ago. The irony of it is classic, they were trying to say making a parody of waka flocka using the first "black" president, is what was promoting a negative image of african americans. Their explanation was dumb as fuck to me.

 

I've spoken to a dude like in a club or somewhere where he was approachable and within reach, but to go up to a strange dude in the market, I couldn't do it...lol Had we been in the same aisle or he was nearby, maybe, but he was doing his thang....I'd love to do his thang....

DAMN!

 

Yup, same with my mom. I used to put my hood up and hope nobody from school saw me.

 

My parents both embarrass me. My pops talks to everyone and makes friends everywhere he goes. He has to crack a joke with everyone and give out his business card. I'm like I don't know this man....lol

My parents are like a box a chocolates when it comes to embarrassment, I never know what I'm going to get....

 

I been pullin pretty much the same move as Jake Gyllenhall in his new movie for years, trust me it works. Talk to him like you know him, even if you have to call him by another name. *oh sorry, I thought you were this dude Devon I know*. It's so easy lol

 

HAHAHAHAH!!! Damn. That sounds hella bad.

My dad used to embarrass me a little. He has a loud laugh and likes to sing in public. I'm thinkin' "Dad!!! Nobody wants to hear Al Green. STOP IT!!!" It would only be more embarrassing if he was a bad singer.

My mom is ALL BAD though. On the phone in public, she is loud as fuck!!! She'll be in the bank and she talks likes she's outside. And she's the stereotypical "sista on the phone" person. "OOOO GIRL!!!!!!! *screams*. NO YOU DIDN'T!!!". Luckily, if it's any luck at all, she doesn't do the scream in public, but she still does everything else.

My parents ain't no bag of trail mix. I know exactly what I'm getting.

 

I want to see that!

My boy is always telling me to go up to dudes and ask them a question and play dumb...lol

I can't do it Freshie...lol

I at least need eye contact or something. I like to give a come hither look...lol

 

LOL! Your parents sound like a lot of fun, but I know it's YOUR parents so you see them as embarrassing.

My pops is a singer and he's broken out in song at the doctors office and other places, thank God I wasn't there. I would've died right then and there...

I remember one time, we went to a murder mystery dinner. The host was trying to get my pops to participate. He wasn't feeling well and not in the mood. She kept trying to get him to join. Pops snapped at her in front of the whole place. I wanted to hide under the table.

 

My mom is the same exact way.

 

Oh yeah, I also like this one: walk up to a girl (especially if she's drop dead gorgeous), ask her, "why didn't you call me back. When we got disconnected." Even though she tells you she doesn't know you, you just let her know you talk When her caliber all the time. And obviously gives you the opportunity to now make a "proper" intro lol

 

Thats cute....lol

I wonder if that would work with a dude...lol

He was drop dead gorgeous.....