Do you need someone to come over and help rub something on your poor burned ass, because I'd be more than happy to volunteer? :smt077 Wait a minute! Why do you want to fuck everyone who doesn't think you're awesome? You should want to fack everyone who thinks your awesome, like me!!! :smt029
Well, if I fucked you, then I'd have to fuck everyone else who thinks I'm awesome. For me to fuck everyone who thinks I'm awesome would just be too many people for me to be fucking. If I engaged in the practice of giving unfair preferential treatment to one person at the expense of another then I wouldn't be so awesome. You don't want me to lose my awesomeness, do you?
FUCK YOU Payday Loans - for texting me some spam bullshit... T-mobile - for not having a block feature....
Man FUCK YOU foreigners who have been living here for 10+ years yet still cant put a single sentence in English together.
FUCK YOU to my furnace that fuckin' broke today! I'm freezing! Now it's too cold in my house to run around naked dammit & I always run around naked when I'm home alone on my days off!
It cant be that cold in Texas now, can it, baby girl? plus your runing around naked can produce some heat from you melons giggling up down. LoL
LOL we have the same problem with turkish people over here plus they act like they own this city. SUCKS!
LOL Im picturing this right now Its cold over here too so Im wearing bunny shoes with ears right now LOL
Exactly! If I had someone here to keep me warm, I could still get naked dammit! FUCK YOU 5 Hour Energy shots!!! The caffeine did keep me awake, BUT it also made me jittery & horny!
That's right!! Get to doing those jumping jacks and toe touches. And don't forget to set up the camera and record that shit too. We may need to see that one day as proof that you did those excercises to stay warm.