:smt043I know, right? I might've went to basic with him, the way he's talkin'. They weren't peaking, they were just straight up looking.
I'd consider my penis to be a living document of sexual frustration! Rub the head three times now, expect a cataclysmic cumstorm!
that mothafucka IS basic recycled 4 times already...5th time's the charm that was one fucked up platoon bet they'd take a bullet for you tho :smt023
Just LOOKING!? They could very well be admiring the very thing they want to have: a BBC that would have the ladies go..."YEEEOWW!!"
HAHAHA!!!! Yeah, we had some characters in my platoon. Miss some of them. One dude was like my twin. We were always talkin' about video games, anime and fast food. And people thought we looked the same and confused our last names since they started with the same letter. Shit was ridiculous.
too bad you guys get split up depending on ur mos afterwards. good friends are hard to find, but you'll make more.
sounds like the army found a winner with this plan of action... warning...long read but makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside -Demonstrating the effectiveness of this program in preventing suicide, several soldiers have been saved from suicide by their Battle Buddies. For example, in August of 2008, while the pair was deployed in Iraq, Specialist Albert Godding prevented his Buddy, Specialist Joe Sanders, from shooting himself in the head. Having recently learned that his wife wanted a divorce, Sanders put an M-4 carbine under his chin and pulled the trigger, but the gun failed to fire: Godding, noticing that his Battle Buddy was distraught, had removed the firing pin earlier in the day, thus disarming the weapon and saving Sanders' life. Godding would eventually receive the Meritorious Service Medal for his actions. After the thwarted attempt, Sanders sought counseling. Two years later - at which point he had been promoted and gone on to continue a successful military career - Sanders, speaking publicly about the experience, expressed gratitude for his Buddy's actions: "If it wasn't for him I wouldn't have gotten to experience my fiancée. I wouldn't have gotten to lead troops, or attend schools and learn. Those are things I love to do." The Army has also reported another Battle-Buddy success story involving Specialist James V. Dunz and another soldier named Eddie. Noticing that Eddie was on the ground, being bullied by a group of other soldiers, Dunz intervened and helped Eddie up to his feet. Dunz and Eddie would eventually become Battle Buddies. Years later, at Eddie's retirement ceremony, he revealed that he had been planning to commit suicide before Dunz intervened to help him. In his retirement ceremony speech, Eddie stated: "Retirement is a time to thank those who helped you make it through all the tough years: your parents, your family, even your sergeants—but mostly your friends. I am here to tell all of you that being a Battle Buddy to someone is the best gift you can give him."- :smt023
