Sweetheart...I'm naturally high and when I'm horny, I get really crazy! Hell, I'm typing with an erected penis now!
If you're a muscular black man, simply walk in with some crumpets and the boss's daughter (18+) while playing the theme for Halo and skeet on the secretary's desk. When she smiles, give her another load and follow it up with knocking the Second-In-Command of the manager with a punch in the balls and put up a flag that reads: "Quote the Big Black Dick, Nevermore!"
It's a miracle cock, for sure! *Fap fap* *Smack smack* Just imagine it making sweet music whilst penetration! I think with you, the legs will vibrate to an Aria of Meadows, milady! The beauty of blue waffles is that it creates a certain calm and heavenly presence that no other image can do. I must confess, when you long look into her pink eye, she'll have you sing a tune that would make your eyes foamy.
Awww, don't throw up at the sight of it! It'll only give you crabs! When I'm bored, I venture deep into Another World. Such a funny time and gracious moment I do. Standing on Opassa Beach, smelling the calm seas. This is all followed by a freaky presence of poop and steak.
What's the best way for a woman to approach a man? If you had to live without one of your senses, which would it be and why?
The best for a woman to approach a man?! That's easy! Carry a pair of melons and a turtle dangling from your vagina! Men would take notice in a jiffy! Does my dick count?
It senses pleasure though! It's like...a magical rod willing to bring joy and bliss on the tethered world we reign.
Bump! :mrgreen: Have you ever ridden on a horse before? If so, which style do you prefer? English or Western?
