Holy shit did I call u in my sleep lol

 

You know what? This is going to sound harsh as fuck, but you need to make peace with it.

My best friend in the whole wide world (MrF you know who Im talking about if you read this), who I would give my life for, is depressed to the point where I have had to realise, accept and make peace with, that she would take her own life.

It breaks my heart like nothing else I have ever known, but I understand. I know, all too well, the feeling of wanting to die and not be part of this fucking merry-go-round we call life. And some of us can deal and move on, others cannot. Sometimes you have to know you have done all you can and make peace and move on. Fuck that sounds harsh. I know. But I think it's true.

xxxoooxxxooo

 

FUCK YOU TO THOSE WITH THE LOSER MENTALITY. YOU BITCH ABOUT OTHERS WITH MORE THAN YOU. YOU BITCH ABOUT THOSE WHO HAVE MORE EDUCATION THAN YOU. FUCK YOU, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A DAMNED LOSER AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A DAMNED SLAVE TO OTHERS. GET OFF YOUR LAZY DUMB ASS AND DO FOR YOURSELF.

 

OOh, Tam it sounds like you are really done with this guy!

As for me...today's complaint? Fuck you MS. Fuck you, my darling son who can't be arsed to pick up after himself or do a few dishes or take out the trash when I feel like shit. You live here rent-free, I'm still paying your phone and your food, you're almost 24 years old. I know you just got out of college and you're looking for work, but I'm not expecting much. Just an hour once or twice a week of helping out around the house is NOT all that much to ask. Stop being such an entitled boob. You KNOW better. You're all about helping the downtrodden masses, how about your downtrodden mother once in a while??

 

Fuck you to the bottle(s) of red wine I polished off last night.

I blame you for the subsequent drunk dialing, drunk interneting and HORRID day I had to survive at work in addition to somehow not passing out in interview three for a new job.

 

Been there done that LOL

 

Maybe you aced the interview:smt079

 

If not she can work as a drunk phone sex operator. I am sure folks will be lining up to dial that number and listen to an English speaking phone sex lady with a gut wrenching German accent, lmao (I know she grew up in down and under & prolly has Aussie accent)

 

Maybe that was the interview.......

 

A NICE BIG FUCK YOU TO ALL THE BRIDEZILLA'S I DEALT WITH TODAY...!!! YES, I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED, NO I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR BIG DAY...YOU'RE NOTHING BUT DOLLAR SIGNS TO ME, YOU OVER DEMANDING, HIGHLY STRESSFUL, FULL OF SHIT, SELF INDULGENT PIECES OF SHIT....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

no prolly about it gz...she'll have the aussie twang:smt033

 

Fuck you to the teacher who didn't have the decency to call in to work and let them, and his class, know he wasn't coming in. Fuck you...I didn't get in there at 8.10am to wait for hours for them to find a fucking replacement. And fuck you if you get pissy with me for leaving, I'll rip you apart little man.

 

Terrible

 

Fuck you to the young man who cannot take a hint. I have a migraine. I feel like crap. I have told you this.

I should not have to say "GO HOME!!!" when you've been here all night and it's clear I've not slept because YOU SNORE, and that I am unwell. "Are you sick of me or can I hang around all day, I'm not working?" GO HOME

You know that new book for parents called "Go the fuck to sleep?" I'm going to write one for boy toys called "GO THE FUCK HOME!"

(I know, I'm a terrible person but I made it really clear right from the start that this is not Romeo & Juliet, it's more like a porn movie with a bit more conversation)

 

Lol @ toy boys and no romeo and juliet TP - LOVE IT!!!


Fuck you to the boy who doesnt call enough. Yes I am demanding and yes I want to be called more often and yes I expect too much of everyone but dammit I cant help it so fuck you anyway. For now. Once you call me I'll be not-angry again of course :smt110

 

this^ had me spitting coffee all over my keyboard...tarshi losing it with the brides...lippy doesn't miss the wedding business at all...god bless you for putting up with the bride...bridesmaids and then the mothers...ugh

 

I hear you! I was going to be a wedding planner and did an internship briefly and decided that the brides might not make it to the altar if I kept at it because I wanted to strangle them all. The woman I interned with totally understood, and told me it was too bad because I was a natural when it came to everything else...it just took a certain level of bullshit acceptance that I don't have. lol

 

Hahaha! This made me laugh, but I feel for you, I really do. And write that book, girl!! I'd buy it, and I'm married. :smt081

 

Cool! One sale. I shouldn't be mean, but dear gods & little green monsters. I'm not running a fucking hotel. GO HOME. Took me half the damned day to get rid of him.