I use to think Sean Connery was a very sexy man,,,, now I see him in a whole different light..... I can't respect that at all.
I saw that when it was originally televised and it turned my stomach. I don't think he's remotely sexy.
I've never felt so at peace with myself. I've never learned to whistle properly. I've never stopped enjoying the simple pleasure of a great book.
I never been harrassed by the police. I never been arrested. I never attempted to get my drivers permit. I never finished high school. I never entered a college class setting. I never been to a funeral. I never been to a wedding. I never take a shit without the laptop in hand. I never had a tattoo. I never had a hairstyle other than a low bald fade or a fro. I never joined the military. I never substained from jacking off for over 7 days since 13. I never had anal sex. I never cummed on a woman's face. I never had a threesome. I never been on a airplane.
This is the funniest post ever.....and what makes it even funnier is that you were so fuckin serious......at least you were honest.....
It seems that I'm pretty good making people laugh unintentionally or for all the wrong reasons lol. I have never been harrassed, given ugly mean stares, recieved slick talk or back handed comments, questioned or shamed for being with white women. I never knew how to tie a tie until the age of 24...about 1 month ago. I never wore a business suit. I never Skyped or Twitter'd. I never been to the VIP section of anything. I never owned a Apple product. I never hit a woman. I never been to Disney land. I never been to a beach. I never leave a forum once joined. I have never been called a Nigger by a white person...but I've had the nigger insult hurled at me plenty of times from fellow blacks lol.
I never had a persistent stain on granite counter tops...... until now. I never had granite counter tops, until now. LOL
I never dated a BW (had sex with one but no relationship) I never been to Las Vegas I never been to New York I never been to California I've never been sky diving I never been married I never been a father I've never owned a house I've never invested in Wall Street I've never dated an Asian woman I've never been to Italy I've never dated anyone off of Eharmony I've never been with an older woman I've never been to jail
I have never been married I have never had kids I have never had a tattoo I have never cheated I have never had a one night stand I have never been on the down low I have never been out of the United States I have never hit a woman I have never been arrested I have never driven a car without speeding (even to the grocery store but, I have only one speeding ticket, eight years ago, I was going 84 mph; the limit was 55 mph.) The cop could have arrested me but, I had never even been pulled over before and never had a warrant for anything. I got a Fifty dollar fine and two hours of traffic school. Since I turned thirty years old nine years ago, I have never dated a woman in her thirties. The women have all been between 23-29 or 41 to 44 years old. It is not intentional of course, it has just worked out that way (I do have four months to go however). When I reach my forties, I will probably only have relationships with women in their thirties and fifties Btw, despite the insistence of some of the posters on this forum all of the twenty-something women were all White and pretty.
Never been married. Never been arrested. Never been outside of Australia. Never slept with a white man. Never seen snow. Never broken a bone.
LOL, well cumming on a woman's face and having anal sex shouldn't be hard to accomplish, at least if it's a woman you have a good relationship with, or even a good friends with benefits thing. I can't see why a woman who was willing to have you cum elsewhere in or on her body would have a problem with the first, especially if she swallows (are there women left who don't?). Anal sex might be a tad trickier as it does take some trust and patience, and is not something every woman is willing to do with anyone she sleeps with.
1. I've never been to jail(been arrested for jaywalking in DC when I was 16 and drunk, paid the fine and was released) 2. I've never been to South America, but want to go so bad. 3. I've never had a threeesome and never will. 4. I've never been in the hosipital(except when I was born and when I gave birth to my kids) 5. I've never learned to love to cook 6. I've never been intimate with a white man. Just black and Latino. 7. I've never regretted anything as much as when I was unfaithful to the love of my life. 8. I have never loved another human being as much as I love my grandaughter
I would consider it if it was two guys and I found them both attractive. Another woman? Nope. Just not my thing.
It's not so much the sharing as that I am, as one of my lesbian friends puts it "Hopelessly straight." Being shared, though..I suspect I'd like that better.
