Dwarf Porn Star Gordon Ramsay Double Dies in a Badger Hole

No, this is not from the Onion, I swear. Who knew there was a market for dwarf porn??

Pictures at the link:
Dwarf Porn Double Dies in Badger Den

A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.

Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

 

I know. I did a double take when I saw the article. Who knew there was a market for dwarf celeb-double porn?

(And I gotta wonder a bit about that audience, you know?)

 

Don't tell me you have never heard of rule 34 on the internet!

 

I was just about to say that!

 

Yeah, but dwarf Gordon Ramsay porn? I admit, I put him in the weirdly attractive thread, but this is something I am so glad I have not seen.

 

See ya in the next life, little man.:smt059

R.I.P.

 

Midget porn. No thanks.

 

Dwarf porn has been around forever, don't tell me you've never seen it! :smt043

This article is so sad and bizaare though. Why the hell did he go down a badger hole?????? :?

 

No one knows. Maybe he was having "Muskrat love" with the badger??

No, I've never seen dwarf porn. Thank the gods & little fishes. That's a mental image I think I can do without!

 

Which image: Dwarf male having sex with normal height female, dwarf female having sex with normal height male or dwarf male having sex with dwarf female?

 

I think dwarf with badger beats all of those.

 

That sounds like something BBW would recomend. Just add the badger attempting butt sex on the dwarf and you've nailed what he would probably say.