What Men Should/Should Not Own.

satyr

satyr

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Should own:

tool set
basketball
two 30 lb dumbbells
a high quality shaving cream
12 pairs of underwear (at least)
hiking boots
tailored suit

Should not:

Hummer (everyone will know you have a shrimp dick)
Star Wars memorabilia (grow up)
More than one video game system (really?)
tighty whities
a cat (unless it's a puma . . .)
 
satyr said:
Who gave you the permission to be witty? That's my territory, know your role.
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Apologies, have resumed drinking in your man pretty.

On another note, if I purchase me some hiking boots an up my weights I'll become more manly than a lot of men on this forum
 
Why the fuck would i wanna have a basketball when it falls 2nd of my interest in American sports? I would rather have an American football but realistically i would have a soccer ball. Its either Americans have small dicks or the notion that guys who drive big gas guzzling cars have small dicks is not true because Americans produce bigger cars than any country. Even saloon cars like Toyota are bigger in size than the japanese and european specifications.
 
satyr said:
Should own:

tool set
basketball
two 30 lb dumbbells
a high quality shaving cream
12 pairs of underwear (at least)
hiking boots
tailored suit

Should not:

Hummer (everyone will know you have a shrimp dick)
Star Wars memorabilia (grow up)
More than one video game system (really?)
tighty whities
a cat (unless it's a puma . . .)
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Whats wrong with cats? They can pretty much take care of themselves. They bury their own poo. Agile and quick. Plus, they don't drool all over the place. Whats not to love????
 
I'm allergic to cats and don't care for Star Wars.

I also think the Hummer is ugly and would never own one.
 
Should own:

tool set
a high quality shaving cream
facial cream
12 pairs of underwear (at least)
hiking boots
tailored suit
monogram on the shirts
watch
male handbag (yes I know, I am the only one here)

Should not:

Hummer
Star Wars memorabilia (grow up)
More than one video game system
diamond jewelry, neither as a ring, nor as an earring
big gold chains
a pic of his dick in his cellular phone
a book with notes of his sex partners

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christine dubois said:
Should own:

tool set
a high quality shaving cream
facial cream
12 pairs of underwear (at least)
hiking boots
tailored suit
monogram on the shirts
watch
male handbag (yes I know, I am the only one here)

Should not:

Hummer
Star Wars memorabilia (grow up)
More than one video game system
diamond jewelry, neither as a ring, nor as an earring
big gold chains
a pic of his dick in his cellular phone
a book with notes of his sex partners

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Thankfully you are a woman and i dont think men would take your input seriously just like how you women wont take us seriously if we make an input concerning what should you have and what you shouldnt have as a woman. Male handbag?? WTF?! No blackbook ? Some of you women have pinkbooks of former boyfriends please!!
 
APPIAH said:
Thankfully you are a woman and i dont think men would take your input seriously just like how you women wont take us seriously if we make an input concerning what should you have and what you shouldnt have as a woman. Male handbag?? WTF?! No blackbook ? Some of you women have pinkbooks of former boyfriends please!!
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I expected your rebellion..first look..

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do you find it attractive to run around with bulged pockets, because you never know, where to put the keys, portmonnaie, your docs,chewing gum...?


Aha- you have a book of your girls and you don't wanna give it up, eh?

No, I don't have one, neither black nor pinky..:smt081
 
christine dubois said:
I expected your rebellion..first look..

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do you find it attractive to run around with bulged pockets, because you never know, where to put the keys, portmonnaie, your docs,chewing gum...?


Aha- you have a book of your girls and you don't wanna give it up, eh?

No, I don't have one, neither black nor pinky..:smt081
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Here guys carry briefcases with shoulder straps more. A man purse is a European thing I think. A straight up purse for a man here would get you grief from your friends. :p
 
JordanC said:
Here guys carry briefcases with shoulder straps more. A man purse is a European thing I think. A straight up purse for a man here would get you grief from your friends. :p
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That's also possible. But I find the samll one you carry in your hand attractive, too. But I remeber when we had this discussion before with smooth...how did he say? too metrosexual..lol..btw haven't seen him for a while:smt009
 
christine dubois said:
Should own:

tool set
a high quality shaving cream
facial cream
12 pairs of underwear (at least) (only really necessary on Sunday...IMO)
hiking boots
tailored suit
monogram on the shirts
watch
male handbag (yes I know, I am the only one here) (See Jordan's response below....truth there...)
Should not:

Hummer
Star Wars memorabilia (grow up)
More than one video game system
diamond jewelry, neither as a ring, nor as an earring
big gold chains
a pic of his dick in his cellular phone
a book with notes of his sex partners

men and jewelry....totally agree Christine...pic of dick on phone....NOT cool at all...keep it at home guys.....book of sex partners...just have to shake my head at that...never did understand that one!


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APPIAH said:
Thankfully you are a woman and i dont think men would take your input seriously just like how you women wont take us seriously if we make an input concerning what should you have and what you shouldnt have as a woman. Male handbag?? WTF?! No blackbook ? Some of you women have pinkbooks of former boyfriends please!!
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NOT NICE AT ALL.....since when do men not take women seriously...wait, the key word there is MEN.....

JordanC said:
Here guys carry briefcases with shoulder straps more. A man purse is a European thing I think. A straight up purse for a man here would get you grief from your friends. :p
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So totally agree Jordan, maybe not in San Fran...but most places, yes....

christine dubois said:
That's also possible. But I find the samll one you carry in your hand attractive, too. But I remeber when we had this discussion before with smooth...how did he say? too metrosexual..lol..btw haven't seen him for a while:smt009
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Smooth is doing good Christine, just moved on and working on his life....which is really good for him...!
 
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christine dubois said:
I expected your rebellion..first look..

jost-6848001.jpg


do you find it attractive to run around with bulged pockets, because you never know, where to put the keys, portmonnaie, your docs,chewing gum...?
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That looks very much like a TUMI model that I owned 15 years ago. When, I lived in Europe later I opted to carry the shoulder bag that most men favor and I've used one ever since. I've never gotten any rude comments, but rather a few random and positive comments from women in the streets.
 
satyr said:
This is a very European accessory. Most American men wouldn't be caught dead with a "murse" (man purse); the mere thought of it is an affront to our sense of masculinity.
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TCFLORIDAGIRL said:
NOT NICE AT ALL.....since when do men not take women seriously...wait, the key word there is MEN.....
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since the topic is a man topic. A woman's words hold less weight. Hard to give advice about something you have no experience at.

but you can give advice about what you have seen men own and not own.

things to own:

Money to buy things(who doesn't mention this?)

things to not own:

debt
items that deprciate in financial or emtional ways.


There I covered everything.

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christine dubois said:
I expected your rebellion..first look..

jost-6848001.jpg


do you find it attractive to run around with bulged pockets, because you never know, where to put the keys, portmonnaie, your docs,chewing gum...?


Aha- you have a book of your girls and you don't wanna give it up, eh?

No, I don't have one, neither black nor pinky..:smt081
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no, I don't have so much stuff to carry. My keys are at the end of the chain connected to my wallet. I have a phone to keep my time, papers, essentially everything I need. Then again I am young and a man of the digital age.
 
TCFLORIDAGIRL said:
NOT NICE AT ALL.....since when do men not take women seriously...wait, the key word there is MEN.....


So totally agree Jordan, maybe not in San Fran...but most places, yes....



Smooth is doing good Christine, just moved on and working on his life....which is really good for him...!
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lol..I was always thinking men do all because of women..so I assumed to listen to a womans advice would be the best .... stupid me:smt011


Good to hear
 
I have to respond "manually" the quotes strike..

To Saty: I think would the bags called different this "haphophobia" wouldn't be there anymore, the reason, why they call it now "reporterbag"/"managerbag". A Laptopbag is no problem, but a small bag is one??

To Swirlman: It's a "Jost", but they all look similiar Branco, Fossil,Boss,Samsonite..just Cartier is different. I understand the positive comments.

To archangel: Good for you, but as much as I could observe, men normally carry more than that:
-Wallet for money
-wallet for cards
-several phones
-pencil
-handkerchieves
-chewing gum
-handcream
-keys
but you know, most time they ask us women, if we have.....:smt081
 
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