You could entertain yourself by thinking dirty thoughts, in hopes someone notices your penis poking through your pants.

 

you are awful sir! lmao

This reminds me of a case of when a woman came in there with all her ass hanging out. People in there are very conservative in what you were so you could hear the chatter in the store. Walmart is thought to be a family store.

 

As many times I did that at Wal-Mart, people just don't give a damn!

 

I'm pretty sure you would get notice at this walmart. People will tell on you if you drink something without paying for it let alone got G.I. Joe giving the salute.

 

Florida has some morbidly disturbed tattle-tellers?

 

:smt081 :smt081

What Wal-mart do you go to, again?!!

 

ROFL.

 

I venture into the on near my place. I know the workers there and they all think I'm related to Eddie Murphy because "we look alike."