A man was on the subway in New York City and eating a sandwich, when a police officer walks into the car. The police officer tells him that there was no eating on the subway. The man pleads with the cop, saying he just got done working a double shift and hasn't had time to eat all day. The man promises to clean up after himself and points out that they are alone on the subway, so no one will ever know he even ate the sandwich. The cop shakes his head and says: "If I let you do it, I'd have to let everyone do it." To this the man replied, "Why do you have to be such a Kant?!"

The man didn't get to eat his sandwich.

Sorry, I love this joke...couldn't resist.

I guess I should say something about the smile thing.

"Something about the smile thing."

Just kidding, if you wanna look masculine, and smile you can always pose doing or holding something dangerous, or scary.

 

hahahahahahahaha

 

lol...that was brilliant

 

I love to smile. I'm not weak, sheepish, ect. I'm just a happy dude with big ass teeth.

 

I smile and try to look soft, just to get guys to fuck with me

i'm usually lookin for a fight on the down low, and that just gives me a reason

 

lmao...comment of the day

 

When you become a grown ass man you lose the ability to blame your actions on what you were taught as a child.

 

I have gotten to busy to put them out on the regular, but I thought of this one and it made me smile. ha ha ha

....I could have died!

 

you should just call me sometime

 

i guess not everyone like to smile .

 

I would re-word that to say "you lose the right..." My parents still use the "it's how I was raised" as their excuse for not accepting IR.

 

indeed

 

Smiling shows weakness is the stupidest shit I've heard in a long time. Smiling shows contentment or happiness, and neither of those equals weakness. Getting your ass kicked shows weakness.

Similarly, crying does not show weakness. It's an outward expression of sadness or emotional distress.

I feel sorry for men who've been conditioned by their boyz to believe that being a man consists of nothing more than playing Madden, mean mugging and farting.

 

Great post, Jaisee! Nice to "see" you again.

 

I missed you.

 

i tell ya...i turn my back for one second and you're already macking with some other woman

 

Don't worry - he just forgot the sarcasm font! You're safe!

(Missed you too, Jaisee! )

 

lol...gotta keep my boy toy in line you know

 

It just gets kinda boring around here sometimes, so I disappear for a while and come back.

BTW, ignore Tarshi. She just likes to use me by promising me a better life if I do 'stuff' on Skype or send provocative pics to her.