saintaugusta
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Starting Sunday the magical night of August 5th, your beloved saintaugusta was born - I know you find it almost too unbelievable to be true.... yes I was born from two completely whitey mcwhiterpantsington parents. I'm pretty sure that is. One DID come from Louisiana, so I DO hold him suspect, based on some suspiciously "elegant" stories from my Papa from around Nebo area (land of wild pigs and oilwells, as far as I can tell). It seems I don't get it from my Mama, if you know what I mean- last I checked, her ass looked like the side of a washboard. Ahem. She did have a nice rack on her which I managed to pick up around the age of 32. But I digress.
Anyway, I am a proud flag-waving Canadian, who has the mouth of a sailor, with a hint of a southern accent, but cannot bring herself to claim her dual citizenship for some confounded reason. I adore my fellow foreigners. Have a bright-eyed connection with men of darker hue (all sorts) - can't explain it... feel more at home in the company of my fellow foreigners, although I have lived here longer than I have lived in the country of my birth. Would feel comfortable in any country, anywhere...
Am turning 38 on Sunday, am losing my depression weight by the fistful, dying to go to a water park or to the lake this week, really looking forward to the next nine wonderful days of my beautiful vacation... really looking forward to not having to talk on the phone a ton... how splendid that will be...
God BLESS the world!!! I'm so glad to have a place to call my own!!!:smt049
Anyway, I am a proud flag-waving Canadian, who has the mouth of a sailor, with a hint of a southern accent, but cannot bring herself to claim her dual citizenship for some confounded reason. I adore my fellow foreigners. Have a bright-eyed connection with men of darker hue (all sorts) - can't explain it... feel more at home in the company of my fellow foreigners, although I have lived here longer than I have lived in the country of my birth. Would feel comfortable in any country, anywhere...
Am turning 38 on Sunday, am losing my depression weight by the fistful, dying to go to a water park or to the lake this week, really looking forward to the next nine wonderful days of my beautiful vacation... really looking forward to not having to talk on the phone a ton... how splendid that will be...
God BLESS the world!!! I'm so glad to have a place to call my own!!!:smt049