Time is running out

YOU HYPOCRITES,

WARNINGS AFTER WARNINGS, YOU'VE BEEN TOLD TO REPENT OF YOUR SINS AND YOU LAUGH IT OFF! WELL, YOUR LAUGHING WILL COME TO AN END ONCE YOU ARE FACING MOST HIGH GOD ALMIGHTY! GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF SANDS NOW AND REPENT! TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
 
I am the reason time is running out. I am the Dark Lord, I am the...wait, that sounds like I'm Voldemort. Lets try this again.

I am the evil that infests the universe, I am the darkness in your heart, I am the bringer of wars, the giver of famine and pestilence, and those pickles on McDonald's hamburgers. I am Satan!!!!! Bow to me, worship me, kiss my hairy feet...wait, that's a hobbit. Shit. Kiss my glorious behind, and I will spare thee...although not really, because I AM evil after all.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Come to the dark side, people...Oh, shit, star wars. Goddamn it!
 
NCBradin said:
YOU HYPOCRITES,

WARNINGS AFTER WARNINGS, YOU'VE BEEN TOLD TO REPENT OF YOUR SINS AND YOU LAUGH IT OFF! WELL, YOUR LAUGHING WILL COME TO AN END ONCE YOU ARE FACING MOST HIGH GOD ALMIGHTY! GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF SANDS NOW AND REPENT! TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
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OK I will bite, assuming you are serious with this, I respect your right to believe as you will. That being said I am curious, assuming you believe in the bible, as a Black man, how can you believe the passage below is the word of God? I have NEVER had a Christian give me a good answer to this question. If you reject such passages as I do, how can you believe in the rest of the bible, including the rapture, revelation (which says by the way, that nobody will know the time of His return, so what are you talking about here with your prediction), ect?

Ephesians 6:5

New International Version (NIV)

5 Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.
 
Eye of Ra said:
Yeah. She shouldn't be on the forum making her lady parts sound so fun and enjoyable. :p
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What's funny is she did post her 'fun and enjoyable' lady bits a while back, so it's not like she didn't provide photographic proof. It's just too bad most of you missed it. :p



Tarshi said:
Sigh, the burden I must bear for having such a sunny and rainbow filled arse and fun bags that could feed a medium sized country
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You and your sunny/rainbow filled arse & wonderful fun bags bear that burden exceptionally well IMO. :smt023
 
Tarshi said:
I read the thread title and the poster and my excitement rose...time is running out. How would the contents read? Is time running out before he meets his porn queen wife? Time is running out for an amazing porn site deal. Time is running out before his ticket to New Zealand/England became invalid?

No, none of the above, just us sinners our need to repent and the end of the world.

Poo :(
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Bahahshahaha!
 
Tamstrong said:
What's funny is she did post her 'fun and enjoyable' lady bits a while back, so it's not like she didn't provide photographic proof. It's just too bad most of you missed it. :p





You and your sunny/rainbow filled arse & wonderful fun bags bear that burden exceptionally well IMO. :smt023
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Yes I did post a pic of my glory hole for all to see, but alas, most were asleep. :smt054
 
Sin Mari said:
I am the reason time is running out. I am the Dark Lord, I am the...wait, that sounds like I'm Voldemort. Lets try this again.

I am the evil that infests the universe, I am the darkness in your heart, I am the bringer of wars, the giver of famine and pestilence, and those pickles on McDonald's hamburgers. I am Satan!!!!! Bow to me, worship me, kiss my hairy feet...wait, that's a hobbit. Shit. Kiss my glorious behind, and I will spare thee...although not really, because I AM evil after all.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Come to the dark side, people...Oh, shit, star wars. Goddamn it!
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Lmao!!!! Sin by name, sin by nature :smt023
 
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