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Vader can beat him eventually. But if all Bats needs to do is stall for time. Batman wins. Plus, Vader is cocky. That's a weekend Batman knows how to exploit.

Actually, in a head to head match, all Vader has going for him is The Force. If Batmen can shake his concentration, it's a wrap. Vader is a one trick pony (albeit The Force is one helluva trick) His athleticism and fighting skills pale next Batman's.

If Batman wanted to kill Vader, all he'd have to do is attach some sort of bat- explosive to Vader during the fight. Take cover and call home to tell Alfred to warm up some left overs 'cause he's coming home early.

Are you high? Batman(as much as I love the character) is nowhere close to being as well trained in combat as a Jedi. While Bruce Wayne was in boarding schools whining about the death of his parents. Anakin was training under Obi Wan and Yoda ya dig
 
Are you high? Batman(as much as I love the character) is nowhere close to being as well trained in combat as a Jedi. While Bruce Wayne was in boarding schools whining about the death of his parents. Anakin was training under Obi Wan and Yoda ya dig

Take away the Force and batman would absolutely demolish any jedi in hand to hand combat

Do those guys even lift?
 
That's like saying take grappling out of MMA and a boxer would beat everyone. No handicaps youngin, come prepared to knuckle up or stay your ass home lol

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Are you high? Batman(as much as I love the character) is nowhere close to being as well trained in combat as a Jedi. While Bruce Wayne was in boarding schools whining about the death of his parents. Anakin was training under Obi Wan and Yoda ya dig

Remember all that trouble Jango Fett gave Obi-wan? Jango almost beat him if I remember correctly. So, while The Force is formidable, it can be overcome by a well trained, well eauipped human.

You have to admit, Jango can't see Batman. Yet, he almost beat a young Obi-wan in his prime. That shows, at the very least, its reasonable to assume Batman could defeat Lord Vader. Maybe not every time, but often enough to make it a toss up. That's at the very least.
 
Remember all that trouble Jango Fett gave Obi-wan? Jango almost beat him if I remember correctly. So, while The Force is formidable, it can be overcome by a well trained, well eauipped human.

You have to admit, Jango can't see Batman. Yet, he almost beat a young Obi-wan in his prime. That shows, at the very least, its reasonable to assume Batman could defeat Lord Vader. Maybe not every time, but often enough to make it a toss up. That's at the very least.

Obi wan ain't Darth Vader who made light work of Count Duku. Not to mention Jango used a laser gun and a jet pack. Barman doesn't use guns and rarely used a jet pack. My money is still on the telekinetic guy with the laser sword who has no other distractions in life other than focusing on cutting high as down to size.
 
Obi wan ain't Darth Vader who made light work of Count Duku. Not to mention Jango used a laser gun and a jet pack. Barman doesn't use guns and rarely used a jet pack. My money is still on the telekinetic guy with the laser sword who has no other distractions in life other than focusing on cutting high as down to size.


Do you even remember how episode 3 ended?

Why would you mention anakin beating count doku in the same movie where anakin got left at a volcano...

Who exactly left him at the volcano...:smt036
 
Obi wan ain't Darth Vader who made light work of Count Duku. Not to mention Jango used a laser gun and a jet pack. Barman doesn't use guns and rarely used a jet pack. My money is still on the telekinetic guy with the laser sword who has no other distractions in life other than focusing on cutting high as down to size.


Distraction in the form of Padme is what lead Anakin to becoming Darth Vader in the first place and distraction in the form of Luke is what ultimately lead to his downfall. If he were truly disciplined and focused like a Jedi should be then he would have never become Darth Vader. His own fear and anger is what makes his force abilities formidable. Not training or discipline. And having a cybernetic life preserving suit to help enhance his already crippled & burned body (which came about do to his lack of discipline in the first place)......I'd be a bad motherfucker too if I had one of those joints......
 
Distraction in the form of Padme is what lead Anakin to becoming Darth Vader in the first place and distraction in the form of Luke is what ultimately lead to his downfall. If he were truly disciplined and focused like a Jedi should be then he would have never become Darth Vader. His own fear and anger is what makes his force abilities formidable. Not training or discipline. And having a cybernetic life preserving suit to help enhance his already crippled & burned body (which came about do to his lack of discipline in the first place)......I'd be a bad motherfucker too if I had one of those joints......

Fuck you tore my argument to shreds. Respect sir respect lol
 
Distraction in the form of Padme is what lead Anakin to becoming Darth Vader in the first place and distraction in the form of Luke is what ultimately lead to his downfall. If he were truly disciplined and focused like a Jedi should be then he would have never become Darth Vader. His own fear and anger is what makes his force abilities formidable. Not training or discipline. And having a cybernetic life preserving suit to help enhance his already crippled & burned body (which came about do to his lack of discipline in the first place)......I'd be a bad motherfucker too if I had one of those joints......

Right, so if you think about it Vader never really completed his Jedi training before turning to the dark side. Or am I missing something?

But, any way, everything we've seen about Jedi training incorporates using The Force. There isn't an emphasis on training one's body to the peak of human conditioning like a traditional martial art.

So, one can break a Jedi's concentration the Jedi becomes an ordinary man. And we all know Batman does to ordinary men.
 
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Right, so if you think about it Vader never really completed his Jedi training before turning to the dark side. Or am I missing something?

But, any way, everything we've seen about Jedi training incorporates using The Force. There isn't an emphasis on training one's body to the peak of human conditioning like a traditional martial art.

So, one can break a Jedi's concentration the Jedi becomes an ordinary man. And we all know Batman does to ordinary men.

Batman > arrow and we all know how nuts he is
 
Right, so if you think about it Vader never really completed his Jedi training before turning to the dark side. Or am I missing something?

But, any way, everything we've seen about Jedi training incorporates using The Force. There isn't an emphasis on training one's body to the peak of human conditioning like a traditional martial art.

So, one can break a Jedi's concentration the Jedi becomes an ordinary man. And we all know Batman does to ordinary men.

Who the hell told you that lie? That shit is very physically intensive aside from the training you saw in the cartoons look at Empire Strikes Back dude was running with Yoda on his back doing front flips and hand stands
 
Who the hell told you that lie? That shit is very physically intensive aside from the training you saw in the cartoons look at Empire Strikes Back dude was running with Yoda on his back doing front flips and hand stands

Lol@ comparing Jedi training to 'fine you can take on ten but I will teach you to take on 10000' league of shadows training

Go head, nah!
 
Right, so if you think about it Vader never really completed his Jedi training before turning to the dark side. Or am I missing something?

But, any way, everything we've seen about Jedi training incorporates using The Force. There isn't an emphasis on training one's body to the peak of human conditioning like a traditional martial art.

So, one can break a Jedi's concentration the Jedi becomes an ordinary man. And we all know Batman does to ordinary men.


Dude was basically allowed to coast through the Jedi Order because of the whole "He Is Chosen One" crap IMO.


If Jedi training was like training to become a Shaolin monk/warrior, and padawans had to go through 35 or so levels of training and discipline before they could become an official Jedi, his ass would have been either weeded out for his obvious lack of discipline and devotion to the Jedi Order and booted out or they would have cracked down on his ass, if they truly believed he was indeed the Chosen One To Bring Balance to the Force. Just my opinion however.
 
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