Until a "real" new member posts an intro message, I'm starting this thread.

I'm tired of seeing that damn waving smiley....

Free post, carry on...

 

Inner beauty, that is a nice name, lol. I hope to achieve that some day, LMAO

 

LOL!

Thank you...but I've read your posts and it's in there....

 

How old is Johnny Depp? Fuck, isn't that guy like 45? He looks like under 21, dammit, how does he looks so young? Geez, that native american blood is working well for him......I am much younger than his ass and this days my unshaven face and uncut hairy ass looks old...... geezz I want to drink what he is drinking.

WUUSAH.... enough venting.

Sorry IB, I forgot it was your thread.

 

take up smoking, move to france and find yourself a beautiful woman who'll be willing to have 2 children for you....

 

Have seen France, tried smoking, tried beautiful women. None of them work, LoL. I am a lost cause, even my therapist has gave up on me. Ohlala, the pain of being GZ, LoL

 

hmmm...france, smoking and beautiful women haven't worked. maybe move to another country then, smoke and go for mediocre women instead

 

At best I'm a mediocre by nature, so I want to up regulate my mediocre Gene, not down regulate it. It is like my mom used to say "Son, two wrongs cant make it right. You're wrong GZ, so find a Right woman and be half way right thru your kids", LoL.

 

lol...alright then. move to another country, take up smoking and go for a right to an exceptional woman. i think i know where you may find one, but you'd have to give up the gaspers...!!!

 

IB,

I told you I needed to grow and find my Inner beauty. When I say grow I mean mentally not physically...... scratch that, I need physical growth too. I'm sure a couple inches of gowth of girth doesn't hurt either, LoL.

 

Yah, an inch would be like what.. 100% increase in girth!

 

wrong, try again, it would be a 250 % increase. You failed JB school of Spelling, now you failing Tarshi school of math for special children, LoL. You more than pathetic, winner winner chicken dinner my ass. No black jack for you!

 

I spit my tea out! That was funny!

and how did you know my new BF's name is jack???




:smt025

 

i'm still waiting to pass you GZ....

 

I'm impassable, so she says.

 

that's what she said

 

cuz that was the navel u duufus

 

would luv to stay and play word by association with you two kittens who got kicked out of THE spelling bee camp but this ugly chimp needs his beauty sleep. Lord knows I need more that 20 hrs/day to convert my hideous ogre face to presantable one. LoL

 

you're no fun at times GZ....!!!! go cover your mirrors, you know what they say about cracked mirrors and luck, well lack of

 

Okay. Lets have Inner Beauty Bootcamp...lol

I can't help you with the latter...lol I'm sure you have bulging boxers...