With all the self entitlement and the I'm all that and a bag of Fritos, I'm going with, yep you're a WM.
I'm sure you'll all be very excited to know that Alan, The King, emailed me and asked that I let you all know he is not a white man. I'm sure you're all quite relieved............
Awww, why did you have to run him off before he posted a selfie? Would have been nice ti put a face to the comedy