We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: [noparse][/noparse] means a smile and [noparse][/noparse] is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by [noparse][/noparse] [noparse]:-([/noparse] Well, how about some 'Aussicons?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular arse (__!__) a fat arse (!) a tight arse (_*_) a sore arse {_!_} a swishy arse (_o_) an arse that's been around (_x_) kiss my arse (_X_) leave my arse alone (_zzz_) a tired arse (_E=mc2_) a smart arse (_$_) Money coming out of his arse (_?_) Dumb Arse
