For the Politically Correct

Disclaimer: Found this on www.blackvoices.com

http://blackcommunity.blackvoices.a...n=1&nav=messages&webtag=ti-mahogany&tid=29706

Not my words, but this is funny!

Here it goes:

With everyone ulta-sensative these days, i thought this might help to make sure folks don't get in any trouble or end up in sensativity rehab.

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."


2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."


3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE

 

:smt043 while it's hard to pick from these, my favourite is number 3.

btw: I enjoy your posts jeverage ~ always informative :smt023

 

How about:

Stupid people will no longer be stupid they will be “supporters of Bush.”


Also, I thought women liked number 6...
I try to show as much as I can.

 

Thank you awia,

Your posts are on point!

Peace.