Guess Who Got Engaged

Lippy who said I wasn't chubby, I know I am and the amazing thing is I'm still sexy as hell. I don't have a problem dating, just finding good women to date. I sure as hell never made it seem like I was getting ready for the cover of GQ nor have I ever expressed strict physical requirements for the women I do date. I'm a grown ass man, how a woman looks comes third to her intelligence and her character but do have every right to be selective since I'm the one who has to fuck them not you.
How the fuck do you know anything about me or my personal life to say I'm passing up anyone you loony bitch.
I dated a girl who I fell head over heels for who wasn't my ideal physically and that crazy bitch started stalking me on here so apparently I'm not that shallow.

Lippy maybe if you weren't a psychopath who referred to herself in the third person you wouldn't sleep everynight next to a cold pillow with a dry sandy pussy you crazy bitch.

I don't care if I get put in time out for this. It needed to be said.

:butthead::butthead::butthead:

:roll:wow...just wow...you have to be one of the most pathetic men i have ever encountered...so it's okay for you to vomit:vom: all over every single thread that shows a thick...chubby...big girl but lippy calls you on the carpet and suggests you take a look in the mirror and acknowledge your own chubby self and you pull elementary school on me...you aren't worth it andrea...as far as i am concerned you are like the gum on the bottom of a pair of shoes that i really don't care much about...it is easier to just throw the shoes out than scrap the gum off...

now this old hag is going to shower off her sandy pussy...i so hate that when sitting on the beach...all that sand in my swimsuit bottom:rolleyes:
 
...i so hate that when sitting on the beach...all that sand in my swimsuit bottom:rolleyes:

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:roll:wow...just wow...you have to be one of the most pathetic men i have ever encountered...so it's okay for you to vomit:vom: all over every single thread that shows a thick...chubby...big girl but lippy calls you on the carpet and suggests you take a look in the mirror and acknowledge your own chubby self and you pull elementary school on me...you aren't worth it andrea...as far as i am concerned you are like the gum on the bottom of a pair of shoes that i really don't care much about...it is easier to just throw the shoes out than scrap the gum off...

now this old hag is going to shower off her sandy pussy...i so hate that when sitting on the beach...all that sand in my swimsuit bottom:rolleyes:

i must correct you there...it's a dusty pussy we possess, not a sandy pussy
 

this is why lippy loves you adventursum:smt060

i must correct you there...it's a dusty pussy we possess, not a sandy pussy

lol...did he say dusty? ...i thought sandy sounded better and it happens...have you ever been to the beach and not found sand in the bottoms of your swimsuit...

I must correct you there.... it's a squeaky clean pussy you possess, not a dusty one.

andrea will be happy to know that lippy didn't need her vibrator this weekend...long...satisfying weekend......lippy is finally back home again:smt047
 
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