How do you recover from this situation...

You're on a plane flying to a vacation spot. You're seated next to a pretty looking young lady and you two strike up a really nice conversation during the flight. She's given you all of her info, hotel room, cell number, itinerary for the next few days. The chemistry is going VERY WELL.

Then suddenly the plane hits turbulence and literally drops few hundred feet suddenly and violently! Carry on luggage is spilling out of the overhead compartments, the oxygen masks drop and people including your girl are screaming their heads off! She's clutching your hand and has her head buried in your chest like a little girl. Your heart is about to leap out thru your mouth!

You are SURE this is it! This is how it ends!

Then the plane recovers and everyone settles again. You and her laugh nervously and with relief that its not the end.

Then you smell it.

During the fall you shit yourself..just a little bit.

And its obvious that the smell is coming from YOU. You smell it. SHE smells it. The guy across the aisle smells it. And there is an awkward silence. And the flight STILL has an hour to go.


HOW DO YOU RECOVER WITH THE CHICK?

reverse it.

SHE SHIT HERSELF. WOULD YOU STILL TRY TO GET WITH HER?

you can answer either/or or both.

HOW SMOOTH ARE YOU IN THIS SITUATION?

 

DId this happen to you or afriend?


That wouldn't happen with me. fact is either you crash and burn or survive. none of that emotion isn't going to do a thing about it.

 

Depends if she liked, 2 Girls 1 Cup.

 

I don't know, humor maybe, like "Damn! That scared the shit out of me!"
Shit happens, ya know. People aren't perfect, situations aren't always sunshine and rainbows, and shit doesn't smell like roses. :smt102

 

you say, "that scared the crap out of me...LITERALLY... you excuse yourself to the restroom...undress...take off your underwear...throw them out....clean yourself up...put your pants back on...go back out and sit down

LAUGH IT OFF

shit happens

let her know you are going commando:smt050


btw. dallas is winning!!!

 

guess we were on the same page:smt043

 

LoL!!! Great minds, ya know.

 

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Whether this actually happened or whether you conjured it up for a laugh......It is a story that a grown man with any sophistication and dignity never tells to mixed company.....How much humor realistically can one extract from this story......At best.......all you will get from your female readers is a squeamish uneasy smirk.....this is how and why niggroes get the wrap for being dumb. simply and ignorant......Grow the-fuck-up.......Your are an embarrassment !

 

... Arch said 'fuck'

 

:smt042

 

Bingo!

 

The post has been posted a thousand times over on the internet, sit your ass down.

 

So are you supporting it for the thousandth time,.... Stand your ass up !..........

 

1. get the sand out of your pussy
2. its a message board where people use nick names and avatars nothing here is real..wake the fuck up. youre acting like this shit is going on some permanent record.
3. get the sand out of your pussy
4. like women can't appreciate a poop joke every now and again (give you a hint john shaft...some of them did)
5 nigga please:smt083

 

I was having anal sex with a girl and to dookie on me. I tried to be smooth about it but the smell kept making me gag.

 

Tilly wonders how shit gets scared out of some one! Like does the shit have a mind of it's own or picks a certain event and time to play peek-o-boo? I've never had this happen to me. Could someone elaborate on this matter for me please!! :smt003

 

didn't you know that archman's shit doesn't stink:smt042when he shits the secret alliance bellys up for some icecream...group think

 

Hey Lipstick,
Take notes from ALL other women on the forum....maintain some of your lady class.....this is not a position or a story for a woman to defend......the way you have to make your point in supporting hellfied does not make you sexy......You need to stay above the frey like Whickle and Kuno and let men mix it up with men.....A sexy lady can't sit in a milk bath tub and talk so casually about SHIT.....It makes for a very messy visual !.....