I just have to share this...

Ladies, how many times do we complain that men don't know what the hell they want? Well, here's an example of a man who knows what he wants. It's a Craigslist ad.


S. FL. MAN SEEKING RUSSIAN,UKRANIAN,OR EASTERN EUROPEAN WOMAN - 47 (BROOKLYN)

Hello. I live in South Florida and am seeeking ONE special Eastern European woman for love and possibly marriage. I am a handsome, wealthy, muscular, educated, and sophisticated man that is not here to play games.

You would have to RELOCATE to South Florida to be with me. I would PREFER if you are OVER 5ft 6in/170cm in her barefeet. UNDER 47yo. UNDER 134lbs/60kg naked. Size 6 or UNDER. No children under 12yo, No shedding animals, NON-SMOKER, Disease and Drug Free, No competitive personalities, No perfectionists, No medications, NO VISIBLE Tattoos, NO body piercing except the ears. No age lowballers. Psychologically stable. In all around good health with no major illness. Emotionally calm and level-headed. Rational free thinker, who may not be spiritual. You have passion in your blood and are an exceptional lover. Mature, decisive, soft, feminine, tender, courteous, respectful, responsible, dependable, prompt and on-time.

 

Damn, if it wasn't for the smoking, height and competitive personality thing, I could nail myself one hot grandpa!

 

Oh my goodness-Mosk- that is hysterical!!!!!! :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043

 

Yes Joliemarie-he sounds like a real winner doesn't he!!!! I bet he is a real catch!!! :lol:

 

Haha....that's pretty darn funny.

 

lol

 

LOL "no perfectionists" - like he can talk!

Wonder why he is still single... :lol: