Questions white people ask?

Do any of you get asked stupid or deep questions by white people that are either friends/lovers/strangers? I mean questions that pertain to how black people do things or just general curiosity. Overall in college I have been asked questions like that ALOT! lol its funny cause alot of times it is out of general curiosity but sometimes white people can ask some deep, hard ball fucking 60minutes like questions? :lol: Iam talkin like the question has an A., B. and C. to it. Also white people just don't do this to black people but they do this with alot of other races and ethnic groups as well.

 

i know, it is freakin weird bro, stupid questions!

 

Since black absorbs heat...do y'all get extra hot in the summer?

What color is your blood?

Do you guys feel pain like white people?

Do all of you have really large penises?

Why do all black guys run fast and jump high?

Can you speak African?

You like fried chicken and watermelon don't you?

Why do black guys get tattoos when you can't see them?

Why do you guys comb and brush your hair...what's the point?


These types of questions are asked each day in our nations' elementary schools, universities, and workplaces.

 

man you are so right on!! and the Yankees are the worse, they act like we are from another planet, and swear they believe in equality--they will cry if you say otherwise

 

and heck yeah, I am southern and I will tear some chicken up, and make love to a watermelon.

I love chittlins and grits, i love football , speak a dialect of an african language, am as black as they come and proud of it, and since I dont go bald, i have to come my hair or it gets Nappy--i love my stand back knots and bee bee shots, Sooo?

 

Once two white girls met me and instantly asked me how big my dick was. My ex Kristen once asked me if black people get chicken pox. She also asked me why we like the color purple so much. She also asked me why we are angry all the time and why must we blame everything on racism and why do black guys always stare white girls down like they want to rape them. Once a football coach made a joke when I was in high school about why do black people never smile in photos. I never got that (which goes back to the stereotypes of smiling and being happy means being corny and "white" and thugged out ghetto black guys are supposed to just put up a peace sign and make a tough guy face). The worst was when my ex kristen asked me why black girls dont shave their legs.... WOW!

 

Grits are the shiznit...I get made fun of but I love them....you can keep the chitlins though....give me some ribs....bbq is my weakness.

I bet you love ox tails, pigs feet, collard-mustard-turnip greens, black-eyed peas, ham-hocks, neckbones, fried catfish and chicken of course, watermelon as always, yams, macaroni and cheese, hot water cornbread (and regular), okra, sweet potato pie, peach cobbler and my Texas favorite...pecan pie....wash it down with milk, lemonade, ice-tea or nearly frozen water. Is it just me or do older black people always try to give you some ridiculously cold water or tea when you go to their house? And they will try their best to make sure you eat at least one meal in front of them...southern hospitality I guess......anyways go grab some potluck for your second meal.

Dang tuck...I know what you're talking about...I swear I have the thickest hair of anyone I know but to top it off..its both curly and wavy...not the kind of hair you can just wash, brush and go. My cousins used to call me B.B. King, Buckshot Jenkins, and Firecracker.

 

Yeah, and to think, WE are the 'most' uneducated ones. :roll:

 

That made me laugh...a LOT. I'll admit I regularly ask my man why he bothers combing his hair, but that is mainly because it is only about 2 mm long!! (and I would ask the same if he was a white man who was nearly bald)

 

And, it's questions like those asked to Chosen and Pey, which prove that we have every reason to be concerned about racism, so when a white person asks a stupid question about 'being angry all the time and blaming everything on racism' then not only have they given themselves away out of stupidity, but they have answered their own question also.

 

The most common questions I get asked are "why do black guys like big asses?" , or " Have you ever been with a white girl?" or "have you ever fantasized about being with a white girl?". Anytime I give props to a black guy "Is that dude your brother?" lol by the way ever have another black person greet you like they know you really well ,but you don't know they ass at all.

 

I know that my man was once asked if he lived in a house or in a tree when he was in Africa.

 

When someone asks you a stupid question. Then respond with an equally stupider question.

 

i totally agree.

i never entertain their ignorance about blacks, no matter how naive and clueless they might first come across. not even when i'm out with a date who is clueless about blacks.

 

I have a ready made reply to that kind of question. I'll say "Oh yes, we all live in trees. In fact your country's embassy in my country is the biggest tree of all ... its simply marvelous!"

 

do they grow white potatoes out of the butts?? do they have to comb their p hair?


Me love some sweet taters, the whole hog, sweet tea, (and yes what self respecting southern woman would have company over without offering tea and some supper), greens, oysters, shrimp, squirrel, deer, pig feet, ears, knuckles, pig tail and butter beans, OKRA, etouffe, pecan pie, sweet tater pie, icebox cake, fried chicken, poke chops, bourbon, corn bread, hush puppies, BBQ chopped pork, ribs. fish fry!!


mmm mmm good yall

 

What on earth is ice box cake?

 

Tuck...I'll let you handle the ice box cake.

I forgot about the butter beans and the hush puppies.....squirrel....the older men in my family used to go out and hunt deer and squirrel...my mom says it tastes good.. :roll:

I'm more a beef guy than a pork guy but I used to tear up some pigs feet. You have some black AND Latin influence...cause they'll eat everything on the hog like we will, including the tongue. We make chitlins and they make menudo....if you can it eat..more power to you!

 

I don't like that southern cornbread that doesn't have any taste/sugar.

 

i never had that kind