Questions white people ask?

yeck yeah i can eat it and do, every chance I get. liver pudding, souse, snout, tripe, menudo, all cajun and creole, gullah

field peas and rice, duck, hawg mawh, jowls, clabber and bread, blackberry and peach cobbler, jelly cake, fried pies, RC cola and moonpies, jambalaya, potato pone, corn pone, possum, rattlesnake, turtle stew, shark, catfish, biscuits and gravy, chicken fried steak, frito pie, enchiladas, chile rellenos

 

Awww snaps....R.C. Cola, moonpies, duck, jambalaya, and frito pie, etc..Now that's good eating...I can feel my arteries clog just talking about it.

Some of you have no idea what we are talking about...I'm sorry...you don't know what you're missing.

 

Boy you guys are some real gunny ass Sambo house negroes LOL.

...Don't forget Kennedy Fried Chicken, chitlins, grape juice, fruit cake, getting drunk off rum raisin ice cream, curry goat, beef patty, bun and cheese, ox tails, pigs feet, grilled cheese, etc...

 

yasah boss, I is. .

Kennedy?who is that??

we dont have that kind of chicken in the USA

we have KFC-Kentucky Fried Chicken here. where do you live, UK?

 

I am from the place where the towers fell (NYC). Of course we have Kentucky Fried Chicken but if you ever lived in NY you would know that in some ghetto parts you drive by and see run down chicken and waffles diners called Kennedy Fried Chicken...never been to one but I always see them full of poor black people getting their chicken and hot sauce on....

 

You the same nigga talkin' about how yo ass listen to all the latest shit on 106 & Park...and that you actually "hang with black people" yet all of a sudden we talk about some fried chicken...and its "y'all some sambo house niggas."

Looks like there's only one house nigga on this plantation...(hint...not me or tuck)...

I don't like calling my fellow BM, nigga but hey..a spade's a spade....its this kind of shit that's wrong with us now....

You embrace one stereotype yet hate on someone who embraces another :roll:

Okay my "brotha" what are you supposed to be... the Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan or something....naw...last time I checked you weren't in the Panthers or the NOI...so obviously you're not some black freedom fighter trying to uplift the people...just tearing them down....

Sambo, Rastus, Coon, George, Buck, Blackie, etc.....all this because someone got checked when they started scoring on someone unnecessarily...its true though....shit always gets started over women.

 

i lived in Manhattan for 10 years and i never saw one, kennedy chicken place. I dont go to the ghetto, so i guess i missed them.

 

I embarrassed the shit out of this one guy with this:

"Damn man..you ask more questions than a female FBI agent.."

The whole room erupted in laughter.

 

I have to say i have received the most stupid questions from white girls/people. Some of them are:

My ex girl Sharon(white of course) asked me if black people get sunburns when they tan. :roll:

Why do black men have big dicks?

Why do black men look like they wanna rape the next white woman?

Does everyone in Africa have AIDS? how stupid :roll:

Are there rich people from Africa?

Why are black people so loud?

Why are black people good athletes but poor intellects?

Why do black men sleep around?

Yesterday, Mindy, a friend, asked me if there are any white black people? yes you read right. i was dumbfounded.

Honestly, when i am asked these silly questions, all i ever do is laugh and return with such negligence.

 

After nearly four years with an African partner, its pretty dumfounding/shocking/astouding the things people ask him or me, I don't claim to be perfect it's so embarressing! Agreed cris, I've heard many of those thrown around.

Then again, there are guys who as a joke I guess because they get sick of all the dumb questions, will chat you up and try to exploit the ignorance they expect you to have by telling you stupid stories (usually about lions or something ridiculous) and are shocked when you just come out with "that's total bullshit!" It is kindov funny I guess because they do get so bored of all the ridiculous questions- sometimes happens here even with Af-American people asking African people things, sometimes there is a little tension.

This was particularly funny just last night actually when two guys did this, and I then told them off in their own language and watched their jaws drop, ahahhahaha. I kindov see the joke but think some guys play a little too much into the ignorant white girl idea, I guess the stupid questions that do sometimes happen from some women don't help.

The reason I quoted your post is becauase she *may* (not excusing the silly questions) just *may* have been referring to the extremely rare but possible Albino person- different strains of it ranging from as many as 1 in 15,000 about to about 1 in 50,000. They say one type is more common in African people, another in Japanese though overall albinism affects races equally. *cough cough* Guess you guys probably know about the mytholgies and spiritual associations that developed amongst tribes in Africa in reference to these people.

Sorry I just went on a bit of a nerd tangent there didn't I.

Who really knows what she meant though!!! And besides, your heart and soul are still African if you are afflicted, just goes to show how little skin colour in itself can really mean.

Who knows what your friend was really on about though!!!
I'll add my own ignorant comment to the mix- deep deep in rural areas somebody asked him if he bleached his palms?!?!?!? Added to the usual shock when an African person, especially since most come from uni and are very well educated, speak far better and more proper English than them, and the fact people seem to think they have the right just to reach and grab people's hair to 'see what if feels like' ?!?!?!??

 

People from all races get asked stupid questions, hell even European people get asked stupid effin questions by american whites. But white Americans ask us questions that make it seem like blacks are from another planet! lol apparently a hot, chicken and watermelon filled planet that generates big dicks. :lol:

 

I remember this one white guy told me he didn't want to go to Europe because they are a bunch of communists.

 

Hahahah, yes you are right though sadly ignorance is universal. Not hatin' on my US pals but things said I've been asked when rollin' through the states include:

-do you have kangaroos/crocodiles/other wild animals in your backyard or on the street.
- do you live on a dirt road?! :S
- Thats a picture of George Bush, he's our Pre-si-dent (though they couldn't name our PM, granted we are a much smaller nation)
- you speak English really well
- Where in the US is Australia (ok fair enough the child was 7 or 8 but it was still kindov shocking)

Sorry I'm de-railing the thread here.

 

There are students in college right now that believe that the German's bombed Pearl Harbor. :shock: All I do is look back at them with awe and they give me a look back like they are dead serious. :roll:

 

I was once asked who was the president of Africa. This was from a relatively "smart" biology student. I told him, Africa was actually an American province and Bush is the president. He believed me

A (white) kid also asked me if touching me would make his hands brown. It was kind of cute actually. I told him to touch my hands and find out what happens. He did and said "oh, I guess not".

 

I usually just bombard them with sarcastic quips over and over again.

 

LOL, what a dick.

You should've said, this: 'If so, then I'll probably get your leprosy'.

 

Here are some of the strange questions/comments I've heard based on racial stereotypes and regional prejudice:

1) An cute, ultra-conservative, blonde, Republican white girl asked me if my dreadlocks are real and then started touching them. She seemed surprised that black peoples' hair can legitimately grow long.

2) A white man walked up to me on the streets and asked me if I knew where I could find some good ganja.

3) When I was in the process of being hired for a job, I was asked, "You won't have any problems passing the drug test, will you?"

4) Do you know where I can find some hookers?

5) I always get surprised looks when I tell people that both of my parents were involved in raising me from the time I was born.

6) Most people automatically assume that just because I'm black, I'm voting Democrat.

7) I've heard this several times: You are well spoken.

8) How do you pronounce this (Ebonics) name?

9) I still get chuckles from some white people whenever I order a chicken sandwich.

Here are some questions I've been asked by black women:

1) Have you ever dated or been with a white woman?

2) What do you black men see in those trifling, flat butt white girls?

3) When I told a sista that I've dated a Latina before, she asked, "Did she cook you tacos?"

Here are some sexual questions I've been asked:

1) Why do men go to strip clubs?

2) Can you measure your dick and tell me how big it is?

Here are some questions/comments I've heard by people who judge Southerners:

1) You mean, they have a mall and a Greyhound bus station in Macon, GA? I reply that most towns with 100,000 people in America have those things.

2) How could you have grown up listening to hip-hop in Georgia? As if we have no radio, TV or cd stores here.

And here is my favorite question to ask the ladies:

Whose pussy is this?

Peace.
_______
"We have not yet overcome." (Coretta Scott King)

 

Did you tell her that you put some beef in her taco, too?.... lol....

 

Imagines such a planet.........absolutely hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol: