....which left it in a coma. Doctors say that it will never come out of it and is now a vegetable. Only thing to do is remove it from life support. *click*
The autopsy found that hip-hop contained more traces of pop and bullshit than a fat man with cholesterol. Doctors were stunned at how long it went on before giving out. They say it was suffering for years. They recommended that hip-hop should eat cheerios to lower it's pop cholesterol levels. It didn't listen.
Then the good MCs will will sneak to hip-hop's grave at 2 in the morning and excavate the body and try to revive it.
Just noticed.......why the hell am I always writing some damn story?