Shy Sista...

...so ya know what Shy Brutha is or (The Wing man). So I've been here in Little Rock, AR for about two months now and I've actually be going out and meeting people.

Its not THAT bad (not as bad as I thought) I still miss Mrs Ymra and my children something crazy. My asshole meter has been going on overload...so really I just trying to find a place where I can just kill so I don't choke some random person or accidentally stick my penis into a jar of mayonnaise.

I'm kidding is not really that bad. Well..ok...lets just say its getting comfortable. The one thing that I can tell you that the women are are AGGRESSIVE. I mean down right aggressive. If you are a single, non-thug look brutha the white women here damn near line up for you. And actually some of them are really nice looking. Hey, if you are 38 years old, with a big forehead like me...and 20 something college chicks hit on you, its a real ego boost.

For the first time in my adult life I got hit with the female version of SHY BRUTHA

young lady: Hi, you are not from around here are you
Ymra: No I just moved her from D.C.

young lady: How do you like it?
Ymra: Its growing on me.

young lady: Well I just came over to tell you my friend thinks you are hot
Ymra: HA! Tell her thank you and that she needs glasses.

young lady: Well she would like for me to give you her number.
Ymra: thank you, but I have to decline. I'm married

young lady: Where is your wife?
Ymra: Does it matter. If she was here with me, or not I'm still married

young lady: Well if she's not here than you can't be THAT married
Ymra: (not sure that that meant..but I laughed) Tell your friend I said thank you but I just came to have a few drinks and watch WWE

young lady: I don't think you are really married.
Ymra: Why would I like about being married

young lady: because most people say "unfortunately or I'm sorry I'm married"
Ymra: What's the difference

young lady: Well that lets the other person think you just say you are married because you are not attracted to them
Ymra: Why would I say that I don't even know what your friend looks like.

She smiles...and leaves... I figure that she got the idea...LOL..then she comes back.

young lady: Ok I have a confession to make. It really wasn't my friend it was me.
Ymra: ha ha ha ok.

young lady: So are you still married?
Ymra: No. I just like to walk around with this wedding ring on to throw women off who I think are unattractive.

young lady: Really?
Ymra: No not really. I'm really married.

young lady: So why are you here if you are married.
Ymra: I just came here to sit, have a few drinks and watch WWE

young lady: I don't believe you, no one just comes out to sit and drink by themselves.
Ymra: And watch WWE

young lady: You don't look like you watch WWE
Ymra: What do people look like who watch WWE

(she points to a crowd of Bubba)...ok she had a point.

















LOL in the end she got pissed off at me because I was sitting there having drinks. I went back a few days later. And damn near the same thing happened again.

So there you have it.......move your asses to Little Rock, Ar...and go to the "Fox and the Hound" Sports Bar...

 

Wow...

Glad you stood your ground though.

It's good you're honoring your marriage to your wife. Hopefully the lady learned a thing or two from ya'.

 

Very true, temptations can sometimes be hard to resist, shows a strong moral foundation to be able to do that.

 

Man I'm always in the photography studio taking pictures of half naked women almost half my age.

I can't say I won't ever do (insert deed) there are no absolutions in life, anything could happen...but it would have to be a bad bad woman.

 

damn dawg that came str8 out of the playboy short stories and shit.

she str8 put the pussy on the table for you.

 

Ymra, that woman was super-aggressive. Good job standing up for your integrity!

 

I would say super-annoying. If that was me and I told someone I'm married and they kept trying to tell me I'm not or not "THAT" married and shit...:smt099

 

You and me both girl.

 

I might have folded like a cheap suit if she was hot.

 

he he he yeah.....for most men that shit is kinda HAWT! Some of is might see as cute....a chance for a lil giggle. "ha ha ha you are so silly" I was more annoyed that I couldn't catch up on if Paul Bearer missing was going to drive Cain crazy on WWE, that what she was saying...

...I REALLY just wanted to have a drink or two and watch wrestling.

 

I would have cheated. What my girl don't know, doesn't hurt her.

 

I think you're full of shit.

 

Thank you for the wonderful compliment.

 

You're welcome.

 

LOL I love your style Britty.

 

Me too. :smt055

 

If you would have cheated with this chick, then dog...you are on thirsty dude.

 

He takes what he can get, when he can get it.