I, the Penis , hereby request a raise in salary for the following Reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work @ great depths. * I plunge headfirst in2 everything I do. * I don’t get weekends or holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. * I work in high temperatures. * My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis ----- Dear Penis, After assessing your request & considering the arguments you have Raised, The administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You don’t work 8 hours straight. * You fall asleep after brief work periods. * You don’t always follow the orders of the management team. * You don’t stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. * You don’t take initiative. * You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
"* You don’t stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations." lol...this sounds like me... that and leaving things messy, like a hurricane (or someone actually working) was there.. gotta love management
mr. petty...this is your manager ms. lipstick calling...you failed to show up for work several days in a row...management has heard through the grapevine that you are moonlighting at another loveshack...unfortunately due to your lack of loyalty ms. lipstick is handing you a pink slip today...you're FIRED:smt077
well you just gave yourself away...alter egos all over the place on this forum:smt102 let me ask you this howiedoit...have you seen mr. petty's resume?
which cat? that you are also howiedoit? or that you and howiedoit actually do it? the question on lipstick's mind now is howiedoit a male or a female? were you just kidding about melons & tacos? this could go in so many different directions...
you ma'am, are delusional you have some issue with you wanting to be surrounded by multiple black men one would be enough for most women, but for you, nooooooooo..
that is like that pot calling the kettle black...petty the player...i have a news flash for you petty...this is the internet...are you trying to tell me that lipstick is only allowed one internet crush a girl can't have a little fun? wet blanket syndrome in the "real" world...one man will be more than enough...don't get it twisted:twisted:
No I haven't seen Mr. Petty's resume I don't expect to hire him either. Though I am accepting applications from females.
Lipstick, Petty and me are 2 different men. Interesting Lipstick, a sassy woman as yourself should be surrounded by abled black men . . . are you?
i know you were wishing i was a tranny...sorry petty just melons and a taco here guess you'll have to keep searching:smt042
