The 10 Questions That Define You

Take The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire:
(for optimists)

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on or what is your favorite thing?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What professions other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive?

 

My Answers:

Fave word: Free
Least fave word: Nigger
Turns me on: open mindedness
Turns me off: Stuck up people
Favorite sound: A woman having an orgasm
Least Fave sound: the girl I love crying
Fave curse word: Fuck
Different Profession: counselor to troubled teens
Job I DON'T want: garbage man
What I'd like God to say: "All your questions will be answered"

 

The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire:
(for pessimists)

1. What word best describes you?
2. What's your greatest fear?
3. If you could choose your death, how would it be?
4. What's one thing you'd change about yourself?
5. What do you hate most about the opposite sex?
6. What's the worst lie you've ever told?
7. What's Your Definition of love?
8. If you were invisible, what's the first thing you'd do?
9. If you could have one wish, what would it be?
10. If hell exists, what would you like the devil to say when you arrive?

 

My answers (if I were a pessimist lol)

1. enigmatic
2. the death of my wife/girlfriend
3. in my sleep as an old man
4. I'd be less paranoid
5. their unpredictable emotions
6. I told my girlfriend that I wasn't still in love with my ex when I really WAS still in love with her
7. when you put someone else's happiness before your own
8. I'd spy on women to catch them naked LOL
9. I'd wish to have unlimited wishes
10. Oops we made a mistake in the paper work, heaven is the first door on the right pal...

 

1. Faith
2. Fear
3. Giving to others
4. ignorance
5. The sound of mountain creeks and birds
6. cursing
7. NONE
8. Adventure Sailor/Mtn Climber
9. pornographer
10.Heaven Exists and I pray that the Lord God will say, "Well Done my good and faithful servant"

 

Type of Car:

Type of Dwelling Unit:

Fav Food:

type of books you read(fiction or nonfiction):

type of school you attended(state run/non state run):

fav male music artist:

fav female music artist:

Which newspaper do you read:

favorite coffee drink:

favorite color:

favorite Museum:

favorite artist:

 

Type of Car: Can't drive!

Type of Dwelling Unit: Student flat shared with 7 people from around the globe

Fav Food: Steak, chocolate, mussels

type of books you read(fiction or nonfiction): Poetry, plays, fiction, non-fiction, LOTS of law.

type of school you attended(state run/non state run): state run

fav male music artist: Otis Redding/Nick Drake

fav female music artist: Skin/Amy Winehouse

Which newspaper do you read: Guardian/New Internationalist

favorite coffee drink: Latte

favorite color: Purple

favorite Museum: National Gallery special exhibits

favorite artist: Dali

 

1. volvo cross country
2. townhouse in downtown/beach house on coast
3. gumbo and rice
4. the classics and nonfiction history and politics
5. Private run school
6. richard thompson/Merle Haggard
7. Patty Loveless/ Beth Orton
8. Washington Times/National Review/New York Times
9. espresso
10.Navy Blue
11. the Metropolitan Museum NY/National Gallery DC
12. Jackson Pollack