The New, Thick Jessica Simpson

JamalSpunky said:
That's funny considering black folks are likley the most unhealthiest and most obese folks in this very obese nation known as America. Black chicks don't even wait as long as 30 to put on weight. They add on the pounds by 8th grade. Lets get real.
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For real, that's what I was thinking.
 
honestly, I never understood her appeal...she's cute but there's somethin off with her face...itz that nose and the upper lip ..from certain angles .she looks weird....fuckable but weird.
 
JamalSpunky said:
That's funny considering black folks are likley the most unhealthiest and most obese folks in this very obese nation known as America. Black chicks don't even wait as long as 30 to put on weight. They add on the pounds by 8th grade. Lets get real.
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lol

as for the succubi, you aren't supposed to have sex before games..

randy's slammin that ass every time, and it's doing shit to his mojo
 
pettyofficerj said:
lol

as for the succubi, you aren't supposed to have sex before games..

randy's slammin that ass every time, and it's doing shit to his mojo
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coz Randy is a hit and run type of guy, but Reggie and Romo stick around and baby sit these premadonnas.
 
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she did put a lot of weight but those jean are :smt101
i wonder what she thought about the jeans when she bought them :rolleyes:
 
I think the unanimous decision is that those jeans are absolutely atrocious. Maybe she's never had that much weight to hide before or something, but any bigger girl knows to NEVER wear jeans like that. Doesn't matter if you're just a few pounds overweight, jeans of that style will make you look 20 more.

I'd like to see her in something more flattering to her new figure. A nice dress, or a nice shirt with some low riders. Certainly not those ugly ass jeans, though. Ugh. They're like "mom jeans".

ewwwww.
 
disposableheroine said:
I think the unanimous decision is that those jeans are absolutely atrocious. Maybe she's never had that much weight to hide before or something, but any bigger girl knows to NEVER wear jeans like that. Doesn't matter if you're just a few pounds overweight, jeans of that style will make you look 20 more.

I'd like to see her in something more flattering to her new figure. A nice dress, or a nice shirt with some low riders. Certainly not those ugly ass jeans, though. Ugh. They're like "mom jeans".

ewwwww.
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You're right with that. I think in some more flattering clothes she would look great.She's a beautiful woman....just those jeans don't do her justice
 
Yeah, her jeans don't fit her well. Cheryl Cole has the exact same pair yet she looks great in them. They have to fit well. I love high waisted jeans/trousers but they need to be tailored just right.

They're a style that appeal to different people... some like them, some hate them.

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Worn right they accentuate the female figure and look more feminine and classy than a muffin top. Jessica's just DON'T look right though...at all.

I think you also have to pair them with the right top.
 
SarahS said:
Yeah, her jeans don't fit her well. Cheryl Cole has the exact same pair yet she looks great in them. They have to fit well. I love high waisted jeans/trousers but they need to be tailored just right.

They're a style that appeal to different people... some like them, some hate them.

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Worn right they accentuate the female figure and look more feminine and classy than a muffin top. Jessica's just DON'T look right though...at all.

I think you also have to pair them with the right top.
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High waisted jeans work well on slim figures. But on larger girls they only accentuate the areas that instead need the focus taken away. They make you look larger than what you really are. High waist = balloon figure. Low waists elongate the torso and make you appear slimmer. These sort of jeans are simply murder to the figures of larger women. Same goes with those cute high waist skirts, and empire waist dresses. An empire waist is a little more workable, paired with the right accessories and body shape, but a big girl has to walk a fine line with clothes like that.

Not dissing the jeans, of course. They look good on the girls you showed...but the problem is all of these girls are tiny, and that's why the look works for them. Jessica just needs to learn how to dress for her new body...she can't dress like she's a size 0 anymore.
 
The smile and the body type reminds me of sarah, which is why I wrote that earlier..

I haven't seen the girl from High School Musical, so I would not know what she looked like..

As for Jessica Simpson's thickness...

when Britney Spears gained weight, she took so much heat from it. She was being teased for not having her six pack and the whole nine yards.

Jessica gets thick and all of a sudden she's getting positive media attention.

whatever
 
On Et, she seem pissed at the attention...Jessica Simpson for crying out loud....that no talent heffa doesn't need any more exposure!!!!! fucking my Cowboys over.
 
shion said:
On Et, she seem pissed at the attention...Jessica Simpson for crying out loud....that no talent heffa doesn't need any more exposure!!!!! fucking my Cowboys over.
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Hey if your boy Romo can't handle all of this...
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& still earn his cheese at the same time then maybe he
needs to let her go & let a real man step in on her!:smt029

PS>And going back to what the Kid said originally, maybe
not now but you know how some of these HOLLYWEIRD
hotties do like to "crossover" as they get older so I
wouldn't be surprised if she did too eventually.:smt036
 
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