Tiger Woods seriously hurt in a car crash!

Professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the Florida Highway Patrol just reported.

Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported.

Woods was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition, FHP said. No other information about his condition has been released.

A Health Central hospital employee said at 2:30 p.m. that Woods was not a patient. A hospital operator would not say if Woods had been treated and released.

FHP said the airbags in Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was traveling under 33 mph.

Orange County Fire Rescue received the call for aid at 2:28 a.m. Woods was transported from his Windermere-area neighborhood by the hospital's own ambulance.

FHP did not report the accident until just after 2 p.m. today. The agency said the crash remains under investigation and charges are pending.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-bk-tiger-woods-accident,0,1369881.story

 

Heard he is alright. He is back at home.

 

Yes, but now, there's gonna be a *deluge* of controversy (either factual or fancied, we do not know; *I* hope it's merely the *latter* and *not* the *former*..) over *why* and *how* the wreck happened in the first place:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/25/tiger-woods-affair-cheati_n_370472.html


I sure as hell hope the rumour mongers are *wrong*....







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White women can be wacko!

Steve Smith (retired Black quarterback for Tennessee Titans) got killed in a murder - suicide by a young arabic, jewish girl mistress(still considered white?). This is because she thought she was going to lose him to another girl.

This could be the same thing!

 

With one MAJOR difference:

Tiger's not dead..Thank The Maker.








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Best comment I saw online,

"Sorry Mr. Woods - you are a celebrity and you need to entertain me and finally you are doing exactly that. Up to now you have been an exceedingly boring person that plays a painfully boring game to watch on TV and when it comes to your "on camera" personality you are as plain as vanilla ice cream. You have finally given many people a reason to follow your career and have an interest in you."


LMAO

 

But I bet he wish he was . . .

 

...for now.

It will all blow over in time.

 

Yes, it will.....after the lawyers, Eliin, and who knows who the hell else, have gotten there several thousand quid offa this affair.. :smt104













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That's the price you pay when you get caught cheating.