What song lyrics best describe you?

Either your personality or your character.

I wonder how many fellas will pick "One Minute Man"!

 

Forgot to mention mine "Scissor Sisters - Filthy / Gorgeous" maybe!

(Oh you're so filthy.....)
(And I'm Georgeous.....)

When you're walkin' down the street
And the man tries to get your business
And the people that you meet
Want to open you up like Christmas
You gotta wrap your fuzzy in a big red bow
Ain't no sum bitch gonna treat me like a ho
I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess

Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous:
You're disgusting Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me oooh, cuz you're nasty...

 

LOL...one that comes to mind for myself.... :lol: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk...all that junk inside dat trunk...imma get get get getchyou drunk...get you love drunk off my hummmpppp... Very good post i may add...

 

Just so ya'll know...That was a total joke... Seems as if I may have froze the thread... Sorry Iffy'swifey....

 

Tracks of my Tears...

No, I'm only joking. Not a clue really, but Otis Redding's LoveMan always reminds me of my man - the bit when he says "which one of you girls are gonna kiss me..." and all that, for his funny face on the dance floor trying to pull the women in. :lol:

 

I'd like to add that lyrics which remind you of your partner should also be included! Not in an "our song" cheese fest though.

The Nelly and Christina song "Tilt Ya Head Back" reminds me of when Iffy and I met -
"I see you lookin', uh
like what you see?
Boy, now don't be shy
and look at her face in opportunity

She's right ya know (uh uh), she's right (ah)
Man, she's right ya know (uh uh), she's right (ow!)
You stand there looking at me (at me)
I stand herre looking at you girl (at you boy)
You know exactly what's on my mind (yeah yeah)

 

:lol:

 

Courtesy of the RED, WHITE and BLUE--Toby Keith

 

Mike Jones (rapper from Houston, TX..."Swishahouse)

Back Then

"Back then they didn't want me....now I'm hot they all one me"


"Before I came up in the game nobody showed me love....they see me in
the club and used to treat me like a scrub...they wouldn't holla cause my dollars wasn't swoll enough...I bet they change they mind when them 84's come rollin up....they see that I'm a star now they want to sit on my car...now they want count my g's roll with me kind of hard...now they used to love to diss me now the want to hug and kiss me....now they telling all they friends when leave how they miss me now...281-330-8004...hit Mike Jones up on the low cause Mike Jones about to blow...before the ice was in my grill, before I got my major deal these girls didn't give a damn if I was here yeah..before the ice was in my grill before I got my major deal these girls didn't give a damn if I was here

"Back then they didn't want me...now I'm hot they all one me"


I remember back then...most of these girls couldn't stand me..but now them same girls begging me to pull down they panties...a couple of them said I was cute but I was just to chubby...same size a year later...those same girls wanna love me...because they see me paid pimpin pens workin' my jelly and they ain't trippin' cause my pockets stick out more than my belly...they know I'm paid livin' laid in the shade, 2000 Escalade..etc....Y'ALL GET THE POINT....NOT A DIRECT TAKE ON MY LIFE BUT SOME SIMILARITIES....

 

:smt043 *at ChosenOne's post*

 

Add your own lyrics Mr!

 

I can't. I don't know a lot of song lyrics off the top of my head.

 

"If you need some soul, come on get some. Then, you'll know where I am coming from" - James Brown

"Lookin, feelin, smellin like a million bucks, aaaaaahhhh" - Ludacris

 

And just ho does a million "bucks" smell? I suppose it depends on who's pocket it's been sitting in!

 

I’ve got jungle fever, she’s got jungle fever
We’ve got jungle fever, we’re in love
She’s gone black-boy crazy, I’ve gone white-girl hazy
Ain’t no thinking maybe, we’re in love
She’s got jungle fever, I’ve got jungle fever
We’ve got jungle fever, we’re in love
I’ve gone white-girl crazy, she’s gone black-boy hazy
We’re each other’s baby, we’re in love

I’ve got jungle fever, she’s got jungle fever
We’ve got jungle fever, we’re in love
She’s gone black-boy crazy, I’ve gone white-girl hazy
Ain’t no thinking maybe, we’re in love

She can’t love me, I can’t love her
Cause they say we’re the wrong color
Staring, gloating, laughing, looking
Like we’ve done something wrong
Because we show love strong, get real, come on
Calling us names too bad to mention
But we pay them no attention
For color blind are inner feelings
If we feel happiness
And know our love’s the best, forget their mess

I’ve got jungle fever, she’s got jungle fever
We’ve got jungle fever, we’re in love
She’s gone black-boy crazy, I’ve gone white-girl hazy
Ain’t no thinking maybe, we’re in love
She’s got jungle fever, I’ve got jungle fever
We’ve got jungle fever, we’re in love
I’ve gone white-girl crazy, she’s gone black-boy hazy
We’re each other’s baby, we’re in love

Everyone’s created equal
Hell with all you ignorant people
Trying to stereo type us
You really ought to quit
Cause you don’t know jack, you make us sick
Get off my jock, you’re trying to ride me
Because I got my girl beside me
You’ll only make yourself look stupid
I love you’re trying to dis
Cause we’ve got happiness, I bet you’re pissed

I’ve got jungle fever, she’s got jungle fever
We’ve got jungle fever, we’re in love
She’s gone black-boy crazy, I’ve gone white-girl hazy
Ain’t no thinking maybe, we’re in love
She’s got jungle fever, I’ve got jungle fever
We’ve got jungle fever, we’re in love
I’ve gone white-girl crazy, she’s gone black-boy hazy
We’re each other’s baby, we’re in love

I’ve got jungle fever, she’s got jungle fever
We’ve got jungle fever, we’re in love
She’s gone black-boy crazy, I’ve gone white-girl hazy
Ain’t no thinking maybe, we’re in love
She’s got jungle fever, I’ve got jungle fever
We’ve got jungle fever, we’re in love
I’ve gone white-girl crazy, she’s gone black-boy hazy
We’re each other’s baby, we’re in love

 

:smt038 I gotta give it to you, Iffy's Wifey. That 'Jungle Fever' post of yours was right on time. rayer: It' s also a good example for this site to follow. :smt023

Cheers to Iffy's Wifey! artyman:

 

Haha innit...good call Tash!! :lol:

 

clean and crisp and drakkar noirish.....aaaaaahhhhh!

 

I don't know if this is a direct take on me but its hilarious


By Geto Boys (1991)- "I'm not a gentleman!!!"

"Ladies first..who the f*** made up that sh*t, 9 times out of 10 it was a b*****, I'm coming at ya like this...cause your p***y ain't no more important than my di** miss...I'm not ya mutha f****** dog, you won't see me runnin to ya at ya every beck' n' call...bitches acting like they handicapped want me to open doors, pull up chairs and all that.....I'm tha mutha f******* gangsta love..so how ya gonna run me like I'm some kind of scrub...think ya pussy made of gold well its not.. ya couldn't get a dime for it at the pawn shop....I won't pack your bags out the store, nor will I take you to a play or a musical whore...and break my neck to be extra polite, I'll take ya mutha f****** a** to a chicken fight....and if ya get cold, you gon sneeze, cause I ain't givin ya my coat so I can freeze

People say my manners are minimum...I'm out the ghetto ho...I'm not ya mutha f****** gentleman........I'm not a gentleman

I'm not a mutha f****** gentleman..I told ya that in the first rap....hell nah I won't remove my cap..when I go to ya mom's crib its on my grill...t-shirts, jeans and sneakers is how I feel...ya mom grits her dentures...cause I eat with my hands not the proper utensils...I say yeah, naw, not ma'am, I was raised like that so that's the way that I am...I don't give a damn if ya aint got a seat, my feet hurt too, you ain't no better than me...stand yo a** up, wait your f****** time...I don't give a f*** if ya 9 or 99....drop something if ya want to freak...and I won't leap to pick it up like a geek....add a dash of flash god damn I pass...I'm gonna let ya bend over so I can see that a**.... I might laugh, giggle or grin, you could say Willie D is out to win....

people say my manners are minimum...I'm from the ghetto ho..I'm not a mutha f****** gentleman......I'm not a gentleman

I'm not a mutha f****** gentleman...or a nice guy....or a good fella...I'll straight up tell ya...b**** to suck my d***......f*** that beating around the bush sh*t......when I go see a ho...I don't knock at the door...I blow, and if ya go to a restaurant I don't let her pick it, cause she'll try to choose the one most expensive....ya dont' like when I walk in the front so well punk a** bring ya self to the front ho....ya say I disrespect women like I'm crazy....but every woman ain't a mutha f****** lady.....I treat a ho like a ho...I treat a b**** like a b**** and a lady like a lady...but I don't sip Dom Peringnon and listen to Luther or Kenny G...its ghetto boys in Jubilee...ya won't catch me holding hands in the shopping mall...if I was well fools...ya know I'm gettin them drawers....people call me a lot of things love...but they'll never accuse of being a mutha f****** gentleman!!!!"

Some guys actually get women with this logic...go figure.....I don't know why but this song is just funny to me....

 

These are some lyrics to a song called "Freshmen" by a grunge rock band from the late 1990's....

"when we were young, we were innocent...
two little punks who rarely took advice...
now we're guilt stricken, sobbin with our head on the floor...
stopping baby's breath, and a shoe full of rice now...
can't be held responsible, she was touchin my face...
no I won't be held responsible, she fell in love in the first place...
for the life of me, I can not remember, the way we think that
we were wise, and we'd never compromise, for the life of me,
I can not condemn her for these sins of innocence, we were only freshmen...."
(these lyrics mean alot because alot of grunge rock hits from the mid 1990's really mean alot to me since that was a rough time in my life and these specific lyrics talk about the mistakes young lovers can make and remind me of the mistakes me and my first love Kristen made and how we both are still trying to put our lives back together....)
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Some lyrics from my favorite Craig David song called "Rendezvous":

"6 o' clock in the morning, wipe the sleep from my eyes, felt just like an
ordinary day, but just around the corner, such a surprise, with her light blonde hair and her beautiful eyes, as we stood face to face, I said YOU SURE WE HAVEN'T MET ANOTHER TIME AND PLACE? Our eyes met as she passed me by, she rocked my world in the blink of an eye, and I had to figure out, what this girl was all about, so i turned around, and asked her if she wanted to....Rendezvous, head to my place, say two? And we can do anything you wanna do, YEA, tonight is your night, yea, whenever you close your eyes, take a minute, take a moment, realize, do you see me when you fantasize, tonight will be your night. I'm just sitting here, day dreaming about you, and all the things you do, girl...you're so fine, and all I know is, you're the one for me, that special kinda lady, that I need in my life..."

(I love this guy's songs and he made IR love hip with his British/Black/Techno/R&B/Hip hop vibe and these lyrics are like the anthem I sing to myself whenever I wake up and know that today could be the day I meet a gorgeous honey and fall in love...)