When your joke of joining a dating website just to fuck with women heads and find a rich woman to mooch off of starts to become reality.
Either I'm being trolled really hard or this woman is smitten with me, why I do not know. It's crazy to me because she is perfect in every sense, has her life together and does very well for herself. We've only been talking for 2 days and she's deadset on flying out 1500 miles away to see me immediately which has me
We can wait.
Today she was hanging out with her best friend partying and drunkenly called me. We talked for a bit and i told her to go have fun, we'll talk later.
My phone died shortly after and had it off charging until I went to work hours later. She texts me "Hi!!!!! Um.... I am assuming I needed a nap the last time I spoke with you. A tad bit embarrassed, hopefully you are still crushing" :smt060
I decide to fuck with her replying back "Ummmmmm yeah.... this isn't going to work out. Your a awesome woman and someday you will make some man the happiest man on earth but that man just isn't me. I wish you nothing but the best of success"
Since it's late at night, i wasn't expecting her to read that text till the morning but she texts me back shortly after "Really? Sorry, I don't usually get wild like that. Just a crazy day"
My coworker never showed up for work so I'm busy attending to work so I can't text back. She then calls me but I'm too busy to answer so she leaves a voicemail. She really felt some type of way lol!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ExVYOzpmED
I felt kinda bad, I called her back meaning to tell her I was playing but I instead dragged it out longer cruelly talking in a monotone uninterested voice telling her I'm past my partying stage and I need a grown woman on my level who is past that. She really started to get in her feelings so I finally had to cut her off and tell her I was just playing... She was so mad lol.
I'm dreading the moment where I will tell her the truth that this isn't going anywhere.... She's so sweet and adorable....