Pretty nasty huh! Sadly no animal is off the table when it comes to human desire! Bloody weirdos.
I have another story… (I’m a dickhead)!
I’d just gotten home from work and headed out the door with two gfs for dinner, they’d come to mine early so I was instantly pressured lol I walked out the door, got to the restaurant then it dawned on me I left my phone at home and seemingly my keys..
I had just brought a new handbag with lots of different compartments.. we got back to the house hoping I was dumb enough to forget to lock the door…
After searching this new handbag (everywhere-so I thought) my friend called a locksmith, we waited for him to come out and as he was mid way doing his thing I decided to sit down and put my bag down, as soon as I put my bag down I heard my keys!! I died of shame! The keys had somehow slipped all the way underneath the lining of my new bag lol I felt dumb that I didn’t just attempt to empty the contents of my bag initially and had to pay the locksmith $80 for a job that was never completed lol.
So the whole night was ruined lol and from that point on I hid a key outside my unit in case I found myself in a stupid position like that again.
So yes… I have…
Have you ever been on a cruise ship?