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fromrussiawithlove said:
Oooh, very excited for you Shawty! :P
According to my friends, mine is going to ask me out soon, hahaha. Having mutual friends is just a joke really.
He's a white guy though, so if something happens, ya'll better not hate ;)


Today is DERBY DAY. Aaaaaargh. This is my favourite game of the season, come on United!
I had an allergic reaction to an allergy tablest last night though (ironic!) and was up until 5am throwing up, so I hope to God that I don't get too excited at the game and end up throwing up all over my stepdad or something.
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United won!
I've stopped being sick!
And he just asked me out! :rolleyes:

BlackMasterJay said:
The phrase is "...once you go black you dont go back..."

Dont be a sell out baby girl :smt003
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Damn, don't want to break the stereotype! He's tanned, if that helps? :p
 
it rained in denver today...smelled so fresh outside...my grass is looking so green...no need to check out the other side of the fence...my son and i went to brunch at our favorite restaurant "annies" they have the best eggs benedict...i had a spicy bloody mary...i took a nice long afternoon nap when we got home with the window open in my room...the sound of the rain was quite soothing...a nice relaxing day...magic phoned to wish me a happy mother's day...it was good to hear from him...my nuggets are up 3-0...can't wait for monday's game...life is good!:cool:
 
Just took an unpleasant elevator ride with an awful smelling woman; it was all I could do to keep from telling her to wash her funky ass.
 
satyricon said:
Just took an unpleasant elevator ride with an awful smelling woman; it was all I could do to keep from telling her to wash her funky ass.
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:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043OHHHH Damn! Got me too weak over here. My stomach hurt.:smt043
 
satyricon said:
Just took an unpleasant elevator ride with an awful smelling woman; it was all I could do to keep from telling her to wash her funky ass.
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When I was a bank teller, I often wondered why it was always the people with the most horrendous dragon breath who had to be all up in your window. I mean...they HAVE to know!
 
kuntrygirl30 said:
When I was a bank teller, I often wondered why it was always the people with the most horrendous dragon breath who had to be all up in your window. I mean...they HAVE to know!
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Isn't there a window between you and the customers? That sucks. I was at the library one time, and I could smell this dude's breath from 8 feet behind him, and we were outside in the fresh air. I was like "what the fuck son?"
 
Brotha Ajax said:
Isn't there a window between you and the customers? That sucks. I was at the library one time, and I could smell this dude's breath from 8 feet behind him, and we were outside in the fresh air. I was like "what the fuck son?"
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LOL I wish there was a window!! That would've helped the situation. We had a man who was wanking his wienie LOUDLY in the bathroom once. We called the cops on him, because he was CRAZY, and he had jacked off into a cup. When the cops asked him what was in the cup, he said, "I have extremely dry hands and I'm trying this new lotion!" LOL Crazy times at the ol' bank!
 
kuntrygirl30 said:
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LOL I wish there was a window!! That would've helped the situation. We had a man who was wanking his wienie LOUDLY in the bathroom once. We called the cops on him, because he was CRAZY, and he had jacked off into a cup. When the cops asked him what was in the cup, he said, "I have extremely dry hands and I'm trying this new lotion!" LOL Crazy times at the ol' bank!
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WHat the heck kind of bank did you work at? LOL!!
 
Wow Russia, Manchester is awesome! I wanna move there... lol. So many hot guys and everything is red (by that, I mean buildings). :D

I'm def going to go down again, and we have to meet up because I got a bit lost yesterday and I'd need someone to show me around. Lol.
 
kuntrygirl30 said:
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LOL I wish there was a window!! That would've helped the situation. We had a man who was wanking his wienie LOUDLY in the bathroom once. We called the cops on him, because he was CRAZY, and he had jacked off into a cup. When the cops asked him what was in the cup, he said, "I have extremely dry hands and I'm trying this new lotion!" LOL Crazy times at the ol' bank!
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Ahaha... that reminded me of this.

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SarahS said:
Wow Russia, Manchester is awesome! I wanna move there... lol. So many hot guys and everything is red (by that, I mean buildings). :D

I'm def going to go down again, and we have to meet up because I got a bit lost yesterday and I'd need someone to show me around. Lol.
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I'm glad you enjoyed it!!
Yeah, everything is red...ALL OF US UNITED FANS :D hahaha.
Seriously, we'll chat and plan for you to come down so you can enjoy Manchester properly, go clubbing and that. We have a great nightlife!
 
kuntrygirl30 said:
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LOL I wish there was a window!! That would've helped the situation. We had a man who was wanking his wienie LOUDLY in the bathroom once. We called the cops on him, because he was CRAZY, and he had jacked off into a cup. When the cops asked him what was in the cup, he said, "I have extremely dry hands and I'm trying this new lotion!" LOL Crazy times at the ol' bank!
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HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Damn. That dude's a straight up nut!!!!!! Pun intended.:smt043:smt043:smt043
 
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