u so ugly that when you went to the zoo, they tried to keep you

 

Y'all are makin' me so proud, using this thread. *sigh*

 

You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.

 

your so ugly your mother got an appology letter from the condom manufacturer

 

well, you deserve rep for keeping us from spamming up the whole board
sometimes we behave;-)

We love youuuuuuuuuu

 

Nah, that was not me. It's my identical twin, you jerk. I guess your stigmatism is getting bad.

 

wow... didnt I read this somehwere else???? Dr. Demento???

or u running out of jokes u had to recycle them from outher threads??

 

GZ - your requirements in your sig line are becoming extensive!

 

THERE you are!!!!
wooohooooo!!!

 

Hey gorgeous! I was at the beach ALLL DAY!!! and not a hint of sunburn. Spent my day studying and snorkeling. It was fantastic How was your day? I see GZ has been misbehaving again. Time for some "vitamin H".

 

Well your line (sexy, single, sizziling and ready to mingle), did not get me anywhere. I figure if I spell out the list of requirements that I am looking for I would problly stand a better chance.

 

Do you mean tight like with her money?

 

The pot calling the kettle black

 

either that or getting out of the luny bin first..

that could help your chances... a bit...

 

No, her sphincters

 

:smt042:smt042:smt042
I think his chances are better in the bin.

 

I stand corrected

 

well, may be so, but you two should stop trying to sneak in to my afternoon Sexaholics Anonymous intervention sessions.

 

True, looking at your ugly mug is very disturbing. That is what it triggered my psychosis.

 

you clearly need to attend the delusional intervention sessions also....