Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom: OK magazine deal

[kenny_g]

Spelling it out :smt043

a-t-t-e-n-t-i-o-n w-h-o-r-e-s

It's Khloe's day not theirs. How sad.

 

[andreboba]

Words of Wisdom from Chris Anderson via Twitter:

Got bad news for you Lamar - just cause she look like a pinata don’t mean she’s full of candy.

My man Lamar might be the only dude in history that triple bags it on his honeymoon.

I heard Lamar’s registered at Big n’ Tall for Lamar and Round n’ Infected for Khloe.

Just got an invite to Lamar’s wedding. It says the reception’s going to be at the LA County Health Dept. Damn.

I heard that Kardashian broad landed Lamar by saying her snatch tasted like Skittles. You ain’t gotta taste every rainbow, man.

Khloe Kardashian should make Ray J’s penis the maid of honor b/c no one woulda heard of these broads without it.

You think when the rev asks if anyone objects to Lamar’s wedding, his dick will stand up?

Gotta say Lamar, marrying the fat sister seems more like a Clippers move. Maybe he should switch lockers?

and my favorite….

Damn. Just heard Lamar Odom fell into Khloe Kardashian’s ass, never to be heard from again. RIP.

All this would be funny except Khloe isn't fat in the least and she's pretty, she just looks really different from her sisters.

Now, about them getting married without knowing each other more than a few months, diss on!!!

 

[z]

I guess the Kardashians can't live without an Athelte Penis life support system.

 

[wtarshi]

I guess the Kardashians can't live without an Athelte Penis life support system.

Need to spread some more before I can rep you...it's a coming...!!!