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Do you have any white friends?
welcome mista2u, i'm sure you'll pick up some tips along the way![]()
Having some white friends always helps.
Sup Mista2u,
Here's some advice I challenge you to follow.
1. Approach each and every white female in places where they can't leave such as those who work the cash register at the grocery store, reservation agents at your favorite airline, saleswomen at your local department store, flight attendants while in flight, teachers at the chalkboard, nurses checking your temperature, etc.
This works because no matter your look, smell, sound, style, height, weight, gate, or aura, they can't walk away.
2. Place your order, then have normal conversation.
3. Your closing statement to each should be, "you know, you have to be the absolute whitest woman I've ever seen in my life". Say nothing else.
4. Notice the confused expressions on their faces. Walk away
5. Watch them follow you home as feral cats would after being fed cans of tuna.
Good luck!
Sup Mista2u,
Here's some advice I challenge you to follow.
1. Approach each and every white female in places where they can't leave such as those who work the cash register at the grocery store, reservation agents at your favorite airline, saleswomen at your local department store, flight attendants while in flight, teachers at the chalkboard, nurses checking your temperature, etc.
This works because no matter your look, smell, sound, style, height, weight, gate, or aura, they can't walk away.
2. Place your order, then have normal conversation.
3. Your closing statement to each should be, "you know, you have to be the absolute whitest woman I've ever seen in my life". Say nothing else.
4. Notice the confused expressions on their faces. Walk away
5. Watch them follow you home as feral cats would after being fed cans of tuna.
Good luck!
I hereby dub you the smartass snyper:smt081:mrgreen:
Mista2u - hi there....
Let me ask you this:
How do you approach bw?
thanks to all that replied,
I think black girls are very different to talk to, blk girls care about who u are and what you have to offer. You can easily talk to tell because they want something. But white girls don't want any and that's hard for me to figure out what tghey want.
According to the rumors, all we want is bbc... but you have to watch out - we smell like wet dogs.
:smt003
Im sorry, Im not helpful.
I hereby dub you the smartass snyper:smt081:mrgreen:
Mista2u - hi there....
Let me ask you this:
How do you approach bw?
Maybe not but you're funny as hell FG! Devolving in 4 short posts, that might be a record?
Thank you lovely, I have my moments![]()
Well I for one appreciate them, especially today!
Why today?
Whats going on?
Oh just sick and stuck up till 2 am working anyway. So I'm bored and tired, and you are providing the highlight of my evening. So again, thanks!
sick, bored and tired...!!! good lord that's a trifecta