Have you called him yet? :smt042

 

he sounds like a real keeper...he wants to borrow someone's wife so i guess that makes me unqualified:smt091...the sad thing is there are quite a few more like him in every city across the usa...

i think i am going to go for this one instead:smt047

http://denver.craigslist.org/cas/1671650601.html

 

Sounds like someone you can bring home to mother.

 

my mother would roll over in her grave:smt005

 

The people that are out there...I tell you.

 

I dunno.. he is looking for good sex.

I think I have to regretfully let him go... cry!

I want great sex, not good sex.

 

:smt043

 

I am glad you have great standards. I agree good is not great.

 

I'm curious. What do you consider the difference?

 

Andrae, sometimes you ask the oddest questions

Did you read his add?

he said he is looking for good sex and that he is a good lover....

Not great. It was funny, thats all.

 

Ok colored me embarassed lol. My bad

 

Im just teasing you, cuz u opened the door;-)
Its all good, I figured you didnt read his addy.

:smt003

 

This isn't as raunchy as the others, but whoever that body belongs to in that ad, DAMN!

This dude likes him some ass:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/m4w/1676552778.html

Speaking of ass:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/m4w/1669621053.html

 

hmmm, onions...ass makes him cry he is soooooo happy:smt043

 

Love it!
The first guy was really funny and witty.. so was the second guy, he had spent some time thinking it out.. but I loved his:

"Whatever nationality you are: Latina, Chicana, Mexicana, Brazilian, Cuban, Puerto Rican, Colombian, European, Spanish, Venezuelan, Mixed race, Asian, Filipino, black and yes... even white".

That sentence cracked me up, Im sure it wasnt his intention.

 

A dude looking for a "bride/wife"

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/m4w/1675663950.html

A lawyer...lol:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/m4w/1678356372.html

 

LOL - the second one must have a very small penis:smt043:smt043:smt043
The first one I must call to get my greencard!!!

 

that was sad. he doesnt carry anything smaller than a 50? is that really part of his game to say something so dumb? wowzers.

and what office is he driving to in that red eyesore of a whip? :smt010 hahaha

 

Please don't let those guys be on this site because they've just been put on blast :smt043

Has anyone here actually had a paid subscription/membership on match or eharmony? (Maybe that should be the topic for another thread if it's not a thread already. Don't want to derail this topic.)

 

I have