If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

 

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

 

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

hntr is in quote euphoria

 

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?

 

Love this! :smt023

 

If homosexuality is a disease, can I call into work ‘gay’?

 

If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?

 

If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

 

If it can go wrong it probably already has.

 

There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth.

Tony Soprano Sr

 

If it’s stupid but works, it isn’t stupid.

 

for all the women out there "If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger".

 

"If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress?" oh shit congress,lmao

 

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

 

procrastinator's motto:If you put it off long enough, it might go away.

 

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.

 

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

 

If you understand what you’re doing, you’re not learning anything.

 

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself.