Life's mysteries? Aka things ive wondered about but was somewhat afraid to ask!,lol

because "yo stankin ass..." is just supposed to be a funny phrase, not a way of life.

 

When I think about someone, they call, text, email, IM me or I see them in person.

Hmmm....

 

This happens to me all the time:

My phone will be sitting next to me for hours without making a peep. I'll look at it, to check for a text message and immediately after checking, a text message comes in.

 

I love stuff like that!

It's so interesting.

 

Why do we drive on parkways and park in drive ways?

 

LOL....

 

I wanna know who came up with the idea to wrap electronic stuff and other stuff in that deathly-weapon sharp shrink wrap stuff.. Impossible to get into and Im convinced you could shank someone with that crap wen you finally got it open.

 

it happens to me toooooo....!!! that and when i'm broke then money comes in

 

Does your hand itch? lol

 

lol...no, but that would be great if it did. it's subtle like my bullshit radar, but does the job. i've never been into flash

 

I love having the BS radar too! It comes in handy so often.

 

What is our purpose on Earth?

 

The meaning of life is 42.

 

What's the purpose of shorts that go all the way down to one's ankles?

And at what point exactly do they become pants?

 

They become pants when they get close to your ankles and the purpose was suppose to be that if the water was high that your pants wouldn't get wet. Nowadays, it is for fashion.

 

To experience life. Check out conversations with God my friend.

 

There was an 80s Twilight Zone episode about the meaning of life.

It went like this: you could learn the meaning of life, but immediately after finding out what it was, you went crazy.

Ours is not to reason why....just enjoy everything life has to offer!

 

LOL!!!!!!!

 

The same purpose all life has. Self preservation, reproduce, and then die. It is that simple but humans have this need to be apart of something much bigger and grandeur. Which is why(IMO), we have developed religion and myths to make our purpose much bigger.

 

I don't know how it is in Queens but down in BMore that is all you see. You have guys down here wearing high-waters or Capri's and calling them "shorts".