LOL!!!!!!!!

Practice makes Marshmallow perfect!

 

LOL...I laugh every time you officially hate - it kills me!!! :smt081 :smt081 :smt081

 

1. I'm a natural born Empath. Psychic hybrid. Take that!
2. I have a book Invisibility & Levitation: A How To Guide To Personal Performance
3. I'm learning "remote viewing." Watch out!
4. I stopped believing in Santa when I was five after I saw my mom wrapping a barbie boat that was bigger than me and putting it under the tree.
5. I was born 15 days early, my birthday should have been March 18.
6. I write poetry.
7. I lost my virginity when I was 20.
8. I love blood, guts, and gorey stuff, but snot, boogers and slobber make sick.
9. I'm the quietest and most shyest person you will ever meet in your life.
10. I had 6 pet cats once. Now I have one.
11. I'm 25 and I've never had a driver's license.
12. My childhood nickname was "gigglebox" because I laughed at everything.
13. When I was five I stole a puppy from a neighborhood woman in a wheel chair. My mom found out and made me return it.
14. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
15. I can only get drunk if I drink a few Long Island Iced Teas. Anything else is a waste of money and stomach room. :smt030

 

my sister can do that too - i'm so jealous....LOL! :wink:

 

Seriously put in a good word with your sister for me will ya. I'm gainfully employed and not too bad on the eyes lol.

 

me toooooo

 

and can i add that my double jointedness is getting worse now that i've taken up pilates. prepare my fellow vegas friends for some serious magic with my hips and legs

 

LOL...you're a trip, Andrae. I'll see what I can do. :smt048

 

Very interesting!!

 

I know I have some extra abilities in that department, but I don't really know what.

 

I love that you stole an Animal from a Disabled woman lol even at 5 you were focused on your own Happiness, good for you

 

Yeah let's support stealing from the disabled. I think might rob a blind guy today.

 

Yeah go for it, it will make a change from the chump change you earn as a ho, but if the Blind guy whoops your ass, I have 10 cents/pence here with ur name on it and a friend i'm not keen on to spend it on. lol

 

My whoring is suppose to be a secret shhh lol

 

None of your Chums at WWBM are here to judge Andrae.

 

That's good to know. It's hard for a whore these days lol

 

I was 5 and she ran over its tail with her wheelchair and I thought she did it on purpose. It was a rescue!

 

Heh, I use my teeth to help me sometimes.

 

http://mysilentecho.com/dreamtongue1.htm

 

Booooo!!
No teeth