whikle
Well-Known Member
Hahahahaha! BA I can appreciate this, except I actually enjoy church, usually... not today however. There is one woman who is always playing with her teenage daughter and son's hair, and I mean in a fondling sort of way. I've had men who didn't get that into playing with my hair. It's disgusting and really creepy to me.
I also am not big on group participation, I don't want to read aloud, or ask the people in front of, or behind me what they're thankful for. I go to worship God, He doesn't require audience participation.
I also think if you happen to be somewhat tone deaf, you shouldn't volunteer to sing a solo, though kudos to you for being that brave, but damn it's hard not to scrunch up your face when confronted with the equivalent of fingers on a chalk board, and it's rude to make faces in church. And where are these people's family members when they volunteer? If my daughter couldn't carry a damn tune in a bucket, I'd tell her as politely as possible to sit her ass down when she tried to volunteer. No sense in letting her embarrass herself and torture everyone else.
But my biggest gripe about church is when they show a televised sermon instead of having a live sermon... hello I go to church to listen the preacher, not watch one on TV. If that's what I wanted I could have stayed home in my jammies and watched one of the many available on my TV, at least I would have been comfortable and barefoot. I was seriously so irritated when they did that today that I almost left, the only reason I didn't was because it would require hunting down my son in his bible study group and making him leave as well. But seriously the next time they show some televised sermon, I'm outta there, I already warned my son to take his cell and watch for a text telling him to meet us at the car. Yes, I know I'm an uptight, inflexible bitch today, but that shit just really ruined my morning.![]()
for some reason this really made me laugh!! I thought you liked shoes?

and then... :smt033..and then :drinkers: some more.