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Keep your pimp hand strong.

Out of curiosity, how do you define "enough time?"

Tamstrong said:
Today I decided to give the man my number. Enough time has passed since I ended things with my ex bf, & it's time to rejoin the land of the living & see what happens.
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Three things I plan on getting done this year:

1. Get my 2nd Degree Black Belt in Taekwondo (should've done that 10 yrs ago)

2. Return to college (should've done that a few years ago)

3. Start dating again (haven't dated since 1997)
 
BlackBelt79 said:
Three things I plan on getting done this year:

1. Get my 2nd Degree Black Belt in Taekwondo (should've done that 10 yrs ago)

2. Return to college (should've done that a few years ago)

3. Start dating again (haven't dated since 1997)
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You're doing it now and that's all that matters. Good luck to you fam.
 
JordanC said:
:smt038

You know all hot date tales will have to be shared here. :p
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I'll keep that in mind if there are any hot dates, lol. ;)


satyr said:
Keep your pimp hand strong.

Out of curiosity, how do you define "enough time?"
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I definitely plan on keeping it strong. I don't have any patience for bs.

For me it means I'm at a point where I'm done wasting my time feeling down over the break-up & from feeling like closing myself off from people. It's when I'm finally able to just let it go.
 
BlackBelt79 said:
Three things I plan on getting done this year:

1. Get my 2nd Degree Black Belt in Taekwondo (should've done that 10 yrs ago)

2. Return to college (should've done that a few years ago)

3. Start dating again (haven't dated since 1997)
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that's how it gets, especially if you are a type-A personality. you get so caught up in yourself and your own ambition, that you forget about everyone else and even look at them as potential liabilities to drag you down.

I get like that myself and it's becoming even more apparent as I get older. There's so much I want to do while im still young, you know.
 
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have to, as part of your job assignment, satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well, you started it."
 
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Archman said:
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have to, as part of your job assignment, satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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Archman said:
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have to, as part of your job assignment, satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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LOL exellent
 
So somebody kept calling yesterday evening (I didn't pick up as I was right outside planting stuff) - 3-4 times on my home phone, then my cell, then my home phone and so on.
I figured it may be from Sweden but it was like 4 in the morning there so I kinda unlikely.
This kept on going back and forth between my phones so eventually I got scared and thought something bad must have happened, freaked me out!

Turns out ahighsschool friend of mine had had Olympics in drinking and was raving drunk and just wanted to slurr "I love you man" type stuff. Dork.
Argh! Scared the crap outta me. Anyone that has family abroad knows that this type of calling is usually very bad news and it just turned out to be drunk calling. LOL.
 
FG said:
So somebody kept calling yesterday evening (I didn't pick up as I was right outside planting stuff) - 3-4 times on my home phone, then my cell, then my home phone and so on.
I figured it may be from Sweden but it was like 4 in the morning there so I kinda unlikely.
This kept on going back and forth between my phones so eventually I got scared and thought something bad must have happened, freaked me out!

Turns out ahighsschool friend of mine had had Olympics in drinking and was raving drunk and just wanted to slurr "I love you man" type stuff. Dork.
Argh! Scared the crap outta me. Anyone that has family abroad knows that this type of calling is usually very bad news and it just turned out to be drunk calling. LOL.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!

That does sound scary (thinking someones calling with bad news).

Nothing like drunk dialing...lol

He was determined!
 
I would really like to slap the tar out of people today. Stress + fever makes DB one hostile, impatient, snarky, no-nonsense wenchbag.
 
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