I'll get paid tomorrow and go shopping in the morning, but the night is young. And I just remembered that I can steal some toilet paper out of the bathroom downstairs in the apartment building's laundry facility. Thank goodness!
That's why you need to get to know at least one neighbor and be on good terms with them for just these types of emergencies.
I couldn't really make out what they were saying. But I get the impression something is funny about it.