The Barbie Thread

Tamstrong said:
Yeah, I like the sound of that...I'm on my way, baby! ;)



Btw, thanks. I'm having fun with this thread. Tarshi has been a big help too with her awesome contributions.
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Silly threads really makes the best threads. Blog wars can be a drag sometimes. I love the Section-8 Barbie with the black babies.



I better draw you a long, hot bath before I give you that massage. Seeing you look so relaxed & calm would put me on cloud-9.
 
:smt043:smt038 LOVE this thread!!! :D My sister and I use to give each other Barbies as gifts (it was a running joke, don't ask) and we'd dress them up as welfare barbies or slut barbies. LOL But, this is fantastic. People are so creative (and sick :p).
 
samwilson75 said:
Silly threads really makes the best threads. Blog wars can be a drag sometimes. I love the Section-8 Barbie with the black babies.

I better draw you a long, hot bath before I give you that massage. Seeing you look so relaxed & calm would put me on cloud-9.
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I agree. I always like threads like this. Yeah, I'm sure folks would never expect Barbie to have any black babies. LOL



I love the way my sweet Sam spoils me. :smt049 I wanna spoil you too...I can think of some other ways I could put you on cloud 9. :smt047
 
Tony Soprano said:
Wow.:smt005
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archangel said:
this was a pleasant surprise.
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;)


Tarshi said:
i so love to trash barbie...!!! love this thread:smt038
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Thanks, Tarshi for having a twisted mind like me...it made this thread even more fun! :yawinkle:

Sin Mari said:
:smt043:smt038 LOVE this thread!!! :D My sister and I use to give each other Barbies as gifts (it was a running joke, don't ask) and we'd dress them up as welfare barbies or slut barbies. LOL But, this is fantastic. People are so creative (and sick :p).
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Thanks, Sin. I played with Barbies for years & I'd do crazy stuff like this with them all the time & I still have most of the dolls I had growing up. Since I've been grown, I've been collecting them. I ought to get some of my old dolls & take some crazy pics myself. :p
 
Sin Mari said:
We should all do that. See what madness we can create with our little Miss Perfect Barbies. Mwahahahahaha! :smt042
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LOL!! Yeah, it could get interesting. I plan on digging my box of dolls out when I get home from work. I also have plenty of Steve dolls (the black version of Ken for those who don't know), so I'll be able to come up with some interracial scenarios. :smt112
 
Tamstrong said:
LOL!! Yeah, it could get interesting. I plan on digging my box of dolls out when I get home from work. I also have plenty of Steve dolls (the black version of Ken for those who don't know), so I'll be able to come up with some interracial scenarios. :smt112
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This ought to be great. I don't have anymore. I can't make my own scenes. :D
 
lipstick said:
:smt038great thread
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Thanks, Lippy. :)




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Sin Mari said:
We should all do that. See what madness we can create with our little Miss Perfect Barbies. Mwahahahahaha! :smt042
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Tamstrong said:
LOL!! Yeah, it could get interesting. I plan on digging my box of dolls out when I get home from work. I also have plenty of Steve dolls (the black version of Ken for those who don't know), so I'll be able to come up with some interracial scenarios. :smt112
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my daughter has inherited all my barbies, cyndi's, ken's & gi joes. i'll have to wait until she's asleep tonight to get the dolls debaucherous
 
Tamstrong said:
I agree. I always like threads like this. Yeah, I'm sure folks would never expect Barbie to have any black babies. LOL



I love the way my sweet Sam spoils me. :smt049 I wanna spoil you too...I can think of some other ways I could put you on cloud 9. :smt047
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A smile & a lingering hug would make me giddy.
 
how to build a naked barbie project: Ken

disrobe the young lovers
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Ken's fingers are all glued together, rendering him incapable of fine motor tasks such as typing, or playing the zither. So cut off his little finger to use as a makeshift penis.
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cut a bit of hair from the back of Ken's head and glue it to his pubic region: a hair transplant, in reverse.
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Using a wad of Play-Doh, fashion a small scrotal sac. If his man-satchel seems a bit darker than the rest of his body, that's because he had a scrotum transplant. G.I. Joe generously donated his ballsling to Ken, just before dying in an epic battle with Cobra Commander.
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The fingerpenis wouldn't stand up straight, but that just added to the anatomical correctness.

"How's it hanging, Ken?" "Oh, a little to the right."
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