I have an interview! (Why is there no career section btw?)

DOA said:
Hahahahahaha. The best compliment I have gotten all week, the best part about it, I didn't even have to put long 14 hrs per day of work. I love it, you're the bestest (if that is even a word), lol.
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DOA there's a homeless kitten that has been coming to our house for the last few months. She's pregnant now. I dont know how you managed it, but I just KNOW it was you.
 
MrFantastic said:
bwahahahaha. What can I say I waste no time I just go in when I want something. Ya dig :-D
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Do ya thing, baby boy!
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LittleBird said:
DOA there's a homeless kitten that has been coming to our house for the last few months. She's pregnant now. I dont know how you managed it, but I just KNOW it was you.
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Damn that was a kitten, all this time I thought she was a female dog, whatcha ma call it a BITCH, lol. She lied to me, I need to find a cheap attorney, do you know of anyone? Rumor has it there is a German born unemployed Aussie immigrant in London, she might be dirt cheap, you know how immigrants are, so will holla at her office, lol. :smt005
 
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DOA said:
Damn that was a kitten, all this time I thought she was a female dog, whatcha ma call it a BITCH, lol. She lied to me, I need to find a cheap attorney, do you know of anyone? Rumor has it there is a German born unemployed Aussie immigrant in London, she might be dirt cheap, you know how immigrants are, so will holla at her office, lol. :smt005
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DOA....my sweet pussy (/cock - just in case...) (not been around along enough to connect the dots) I adores you. Want to fuck you. Be taken advantage of by you. FACT. Talk to me sweet cheeks xx)
 
LittleBird said:
DOA....my sweet pussy (/cock - just in case...) (not been around along enough to connect the dots) I adores you. Want to fuck you. Be taken advantage of by you. FACT. Talk to me sweet cheeks xx)
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So crude, so vulgar, so boorish, What a mouth on you lady! wow so much for drinking tea and having sophisticated Britsh class. Lady, you belong right in NYC, I have no doubt you will be a cold blooded big apple shark attorney, lol
 
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FAIL!!

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At first you showed the reader an impressive swooping in and smoothly cockblocking Andre...however you just lobbed the ball back in Andre's court, DOA, with that weak unsexy comeback.....
 
Kunoichi said:
FAIL!!

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At first you showed the reader an impressive swooping in and smoothly cockblocking Andre...however you just lobbed the ball back in Andre's court, DOA, with that weak unsexy comeback.....
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K my greek Aussie American friend, I am not interested in cockblocking Andre or anybody else. I am just being my usual self, an ass. I was not even aware that Dre is trying to scoop this chick up, lol.
 
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DOA said:
K my greek Aussie American friend, I am not interested in cockblocking Andre or anybody else. I am just being my usual self, an ass. I was not even aware that Dre is trying to scoop this chick up, lol.
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Ha ha, well now that makes you come off even cuter...
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DOA said:
FYI- the best suit to wear for your interview- your birthday suit. I am not even gonna charge you for this great advice. You can thank me later when you hear you're hired!
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you're always full of great advice gz...i don't know what we'd do without you...!!!!


good luck birdy...the english love us aussie workers over there :smt023
 
DOA said:
K my greek Aussie American friend, I am not interested in cockblocking Andre or anybody else. I am just being my usual self, an ass. I was not even aware that Dre is trying to scoop this chick up, lol.
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No such thing as cockblocking. We're both soldiers in the game and if all it takes is a few words from you to knock me out of the running then I wasn't in the race to begin with. If that's how it goes down I salute you my friend.
 
MrFantastic said:
No such thing as cockblocking. We're both soldiers in the game and if all it takes is a few words from you to knock me out of the running then I wasn't in the race to begin with. If that's how it goes down I salute you my friend.
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Uh-huh, like you both aren't the two guys in the clip...hmmm

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Hilarity!!!! I was a bit crass and vulgar, totally off my game. Shame on me, I'm normally so clever you know? But a day of hard drinking and dancing in the street will always see me ending up in the gutter. Sorry about that.

Right, time for a cup of tea and the smelling of some roses.
 
LittleBird said:
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Hilarity!!!! I was a bit crass and vulgar, totally off my game. Shame on me, I'm normally so clever you know? But a day of hard drinking and dancing in the street will always see me ending up in the gutter. Sorry about that.

Right, time for a cup of tea and the smelling of some roses.
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Nice, very nice, so would you be by uptown or downtown gutter, Miss lady of the night?
 
LittleBird said:
Woooooop wooooop :smt026

I have an interview Monday afternoon. I'm a little unclear on whether they are considering me for the specific position I applied for or if they're interviewing me just for a 'chat' sort of thing (sounds weird I know), but I'm semi-certain it's for the former and not the latter.

Yaaaaay!

But if I start working full-time again how the hell am I going to annoy so many of you so much of the time (I seem to be posting up a storm in my un-employed state and cant stop)??? And we only just met, have to keep the new friendships warm dammit. Heh.

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there's no career section because we generally dont care about mofos like that


we (in general) just want dick or pussy :p
 
pettyofficerj said:
there's no career section because we generally dont care about mofos like that


we (in general) just want dick or pussy :p
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Hahaha well said! Thanks for the well wishes folks. Didnt get enough sleep and am feeling wired and nervous! And it's hot in London so I'll probably be all sweaty in the interview. Excellent.
 
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